Who Fucking Owns My Computer?

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  • FunForOne
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 8704
    #1

    Who Fucking Owns My Computer?

    It sure as fuck aint me. Its located in my house, but every time I get online some other motherfucker pops up ads on the screen. It is fucking pissing me off. I am going to fucking quit the fucking internet. I am going to throw my fucking laptop in the motherfucking garbage.


    I shit you not these motherfuckers installed software on my fucking computer and pop up a fucking ad that is trying to fucking sell me pop up blocking software. I fucking here ya.
    I"m sure they fucking want me to stop the fucking pop ups. Wow, I fucking trust these mother fuckers!

    That is the same as if someone broke in to my house, put a gun to my head and tried to fucking sell me a home security fucking system.

    I am going to internet coventions so I can meet the mother fuckers that make money off of fucking pop ups and I am going to beat them down and piss in their ears after I steal their wallets and their families.
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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20014
      #2
      This post is just like your name
      [email protected]

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        • GatorB
          The Demon & 12clicks
          • Oct 2001
          • 18208
          #3
          firewall, anti-virus, anti-spyware, pop-up blocker.

          get these.

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            • AdultNex
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 8985
              #4
              Someone PLEASE tell me he's joking.

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                • naitirps
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 761
                  #5
                  Simple, Don't click Yes LOL
                  Programmer
                  ICQ 44035273 | AIM spritwork | Email spritian at spritian dot com

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                    • UltraSonic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1728
                      #6
                      You know WW2 has ended? You know we are in the new millenium?
                      Your Blend, Your Product

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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528
                          #7
                          http://www.apple.com/switch/

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                            • GatorB
                              The Demon & 12clicks
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 18208
                              #8
                              Originally posted by FunForOne
                              That is the same as if someone broke in to my house, put a gun to my head and tried to fucking sell me a home security fucking system.
                              No it's like you went on vacation and left your doors unlocked and you put a big sign in your front yard that said "Gone on vaction, please don't steal the valuable stuff I have inside"

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                                • Rich
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 11486
                                  #9
                                  Welcome to the world.

                                  You get bombarded with many times more ads in real life and on TV, you're just more used to it.

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                                    • Bigjohn
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 1118
                                      #10
                                      LOL, blames the laptop when HE's the one who probably opened the email that infected him in the first palce

                                      On a BAD day, it takes about an hour to clean the spyware off of a computer.

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                                        • GatorB
                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 18208
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Bigjohn
                                          LOL, blames the laptop when HE's the one who probably opened the email that infected him in the first palce
                                          Maybe he really though he could make his penis bigger.

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                                            • FunForOne
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 8704
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by GatorB
                                              No it's like you went on vacation and left your doors unlocked and you put a big sign in your front yard that said "Gone on vaction, please don't steal the valuable stuff I have inside"

                                              good analogy.

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                                                • TurboTrucker
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 2363
                                                  #13
                                                  www.opera.com

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                                                    • tranza
                                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 57559
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by AdultNex
                                                      Someone PLEASE tell me he's joking.
                                                      I don't think so....

                                                      More and more surfers join GFY everyday....

                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                        • fr33s3x
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 5064
                                                          #15

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                                                            • thePelican
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 663
                                                              #16
                                                              u can figure it out...

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                                                                • Scootermuze
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 4513
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Check this out..

                                                                  Let's ya know any time someone/thing tries to change your registry.. and other neato stuff..

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