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  • DeviousBros.
    Registered User
    • Dec 2005
    • 86

    #1

    I spent 40k on adwords and all i got was this lousy...

    Merry ho-ho to me. What a cool gift that showed up from google today:







    Boy do I feel special!

    Wonder what the BIG time guys get....anyone have anything to show off?
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  • justfreemovies
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    • Feb 2004
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    #2
    thats pretty cool i guess lol
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    • EroticySteve
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      • Mar 2005
      • 4365

      #3
      $40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

      I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us.
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      • Flu
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        • May 2004
        • 652

        #4
        They sent the company I work for a New Years card :D
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        • sfera
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          • Aug 2005
          • 8597

          #5
          should send back and request a fleshlight

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          • Doctor Dre
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            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #6
            Well at least they take care of people and you got something lol
            Originally posted by rayadp05
            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • ssp
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              • Jan 2005
              • 7990

              #7
              Originally posted by EroticySteve
              $40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

              I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us.
              LOL typical GFY response.

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              • bigdog
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                • Jul 2001
                • 6964

                #8
                where is wiredguy with his gift?

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                • Doctor Dre
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 51692

                  #9
                  I'm sure you could probably sell this on ebay for quite a bit.
                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                  • John Marco
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                    • May 2005
                    • 912

                    #10
                    we got the same thing and we spent a lot
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                    • WonderWoman
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                      • Dec 2005
                      • 1439

                      #11
                      Originally posted by EroticySteve
                      $40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

                      I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us.
                      Nah.. there was a time when I was doing a SHITLOAD Of cash on adwords and they sent jellybeans one year and some wierd moodlight/radio doo-hickey contraption the 2nd year. They really dont have their shit together. MSN same thing... we spend a shitload with them and we got some cookies and mints.

                      How retarded! I would fire their marketing/sales people for that, they should differentiate between clients by spend and not send them ALL jellybeans regardless of $10k or $1mln.
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                      • iBanker
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                        • Dec 2004
                        • 2758

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ssp
                        LOL typical GFY response.
                        Normally, I would agree with you, but with Steve saying it, that company most likely does....
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                        • davethetruth
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2806

                          #13
                          I got a little radio last year that lit up. Kinda cool, but probably worth about $1.99 lol
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                          • ~Ray
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                            • Jun 2003
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                            #14
                            I got a beach towel one year.
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                            • datatank
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 5471

                              #15
                              Hey man your mp3 advance link is missing a H in the http://

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                              • WonderWoman
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                                • Dec 2005
                                • 1439

                                #16
                                Originally posted by davethetruth
                                I got a little radio last year that lit up. Kinda cool, but probably worth about $1.99 lol
                                Yes.. the moodlight that I got on my desk. I still am not sure what "mood" they were tryign to set. They should have had a third function on there that makes orgasm sounds. THAT would have been classic and accounted for many hours of enjoyment, both personal and by playing pranks on others.

                                No creativity at all I tell you.
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                                • emthree
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 10816

                                  #17
                                  Wow that's pretty crappy for 40k.
                                  Cool... but crappy.


                                  It would of been cooler if it came in a nice metal briefcase :D

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                                  • davethetruth
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 2806

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MoneyShotMadame
                                    Yes.. the moodlight that I got on my desk. I still am not sure what "mood" they were tryign to set. They should have had a third function on there that makes orgasm sounds. THAT would have been classic and accounted for many hours of enjoyment, both personal and by playing pranks on others.

                                    No creativity at all I tell you.
                                    lol

                                    All that money made has hindered their creativity hahaha
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                                    • BoyAlley
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 19714

                                      #19
                                      wow that's pretty cool though.

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                                      • WiredGuy
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                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 34512

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bigdog
                                        where is wiredguy with his gift?
                                        I always get my stuff mid-january. Customs is a fucking prick this time of year with shipping.

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                                        • Nicky
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 30071

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                          I always get my stuff mid-january. Customs is a fucking prick this time of year with shipping.

                                          WG
                                          what do you get? A new portable computer or something?

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                                          • Sosa
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 40149

                                            #22
                                            They sent me a new priority id.

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                                            • Tom_PM
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                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 16443

                                              #23
                                              Last year got a card. This year will probably get a card saying "LOL" inside hehe.

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                                              • GFX Wiz
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                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 916

                                                #24
                                                Last year we spent over a million $$$ a month on AdWords for the entire summer and fall. I cannot recall receiving anything from them last year. Seems to me you're doing great!
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                                                • beemk
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                                                  #25
                                                  i spent close to 10k, i didnt get shit
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                                                  • bdld
                                                    $100,000
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 11452

                                                    #26
                                                    i spent 10x more than that and i got the same thing, not complaining, at least they send something. all my sponsors send are cards.

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                                                    • penzo
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 1576

                                                      #27
                                                      nice that they sent anything

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                                                      • Basic_man
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                                                        • Oct 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Wow, I never tought Google would give away christmas gift
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                                                        • who
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                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 19593

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DeviousBros.
                                                          Merry ho-ho to me. What a cool gift that showed up from google today:







                                                          Boy do I feel special!

                                                          Wonder what the BIG time guys get....anyone have anything to show off?
                                                          Ok maybe I'm stupid, but am i the only one in here who has NO idea what that pile of junk actually IS?

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                                                          • Jarmusch
                                                             
                                                            • May 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            You should be thankful you ungrateful bastard.

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                                                            • pornguy
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                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              WTF?? I cant fucking believe this. I got the BILL for your gift!
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                                                              • Rob
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                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 13310

                                                                #32
                                                                I've spent well over $40k this past year and they didn't send me shit!

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                                                                • pradaboy
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  nice gifts, at least it shows appreciation.
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                                                                  • Sex4it
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                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 784

                                                                    #34
                                                                    neither do I
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                                                                    • gfx3
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                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 1685

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Still better than a calender

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                                                                      • kektex
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                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                        • 1813

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by who
                                                                        Ok maybe I'm stupid, but am i the only one in here who has NO idea what that pile of junk actually IS?
                                                                        Erm no...I`m trying to figure it out myself.The only thing I can make out there is the mouse.My guess is that the small silver thingy is a USB memory stick.The others I have no idea.
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                                                                        • SR
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                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 2239

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I spend around 150K so far at google this year and all I got was a card.
                                                                          Last year I got a radio.

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                                                                          • V_RocKs
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                                                                            • 32449

                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • wargames
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                                                                              • May 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Thats pretty cool last year i spent 120k with them and all i got was a pen
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                                                                              • Xenophage
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                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 12122

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Yeah well i got he same thing And I also got he mood clock also last year. Hey at least they send something !

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                                                                                • Xenophage
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                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 12122

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  its a mouce a light a usb hub a usb drive and some other cords

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                                                                                  • DeviousBros.
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                                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                                    • 86

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by who
                                                                                    Ok maybe I'm stupid, but am i the only one in here who has NO idea what that pile of junk actually IS?
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                                                                                    • DeviousBros.
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                                                                                      • Dec 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by datatank
                                                                                      Hey man your mp3 advance link is missing a H in the http://
                                                                                      Damn, you're good.

                                                                                      Thanks.
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                                                                                      • warlock5
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                                                                                        • Jan 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        If you spend at least one million dollars a month on Adwords you get a white Ferrari with a big Google logo on the hood.

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                                                                                        • adultchica
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          WTF is google?

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                                                                                          • Xenophage
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                                                                                            • Oct 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by warlock5
                                                                                            If you spend at least one million dollars a month on Adwords you get a white Ferrari with a big Google logo on the hood.

                                                                                            Nope you do not

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                                                                                            • wedouglas
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                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 5921

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              ive spent about 10K in the last six months. Didn't get anything.

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                                                                                              • Walrus
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                What's a good book to better understand how to successfully use Google AdWords?

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                                                                                                • pooter_16
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by DeviousBros.
                                                                                                  Merry ho-ho to me. What a cool gift that showed up from google today:







                                                                                                  Boy do I feel special!

                                                                                                  Wonder what the BIG time guys get....anyone have anything to show off?
                                                                                                  I find your lack of proof disturbing

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                                                                                                  • DeviousBros.
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                                                    • 86

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by pooter_16
                                                                                                    I find your lack of proof disturbing

                                                                                                    ahahahah

                                                                                                    n00b. Get to work.
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