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  • JamesK2
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    #26801
    Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

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    • JamesK2
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      #26802
      Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.

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      • JamesK2
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        #26803
        Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.

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        • JamesK2
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          #26804
          Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

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          • JamesK2
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            #26805
            The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

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            • JamesK2
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              #26806
              Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

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              • JamesK2
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                #26807
                [Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

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                • JamesK2
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                  #26808
                  Jules Winnfield: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

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                  • JamesK2
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                    #26809
                    Jimmie Dimmick: Knock it off, Julie.

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                    • JamesK2
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                      #26810
                      Jules Winnfield: [pause] What?

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                      • JamesK2
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                        #26811
                        Jimmie Dimmick: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead hahahahahaha in my garage.

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                        • JamesK2
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                          #26812
                          Jules Winnfield: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

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                          • JamesK2
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                            #26813
                            Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead hahahahahaha Storage?"

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                            • JamesK2
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                              #26814
                              Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

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                              • JamesK2
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                                #26815
                                Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead hahahahahaha Storage?"

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                                • JamesK2
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                                  #26816
                                  Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.

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                                  • JamesK2
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                                    #26817
                                    Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

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                                    • JamesK2
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                                      #26818
                                      Jules Winnfield: Why?

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                                      • JamesK2
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                                        #26819
                                        Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hahahahahahas ain't my fucking business, that's why!

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                                        • JamesK2
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                                          #26820
                                          Jules: Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

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                                          • JamesK2
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                                            #26821
                                            Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

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                                            • JamesK2
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                                              #26822
                                              Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

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                                              • JamesK2
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                                                #26823
                                                Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

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                                                • JamesK2
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                                                  #26824
                                                  Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

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                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                    #26825
                                                    Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

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                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                      #26826
                                                      Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

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                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                        #26827
                                                        Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

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                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                          #26828
                                                          Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                            #26829
                                                            Jules: Fuck you.

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                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                              #26830
                                                              Vincent: You give them a lot?

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                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                #26831
                                                                Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.

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                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                  #26832
                                                                  Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

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                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                    #26833
                                                                    Jimmie: I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.

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                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                      #26834
                                                                      Yolanda: Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.

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                                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                                        #26835
                                                                        Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

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                                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                                          #26836
                                                                          Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

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                                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                                            #26837
                                                                            Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

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                                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                                              #26838
                                                                              Jules: Then what do they call it?

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                                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                                #26839
                                                                                Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.

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                                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                                  #26840
                                                                                  Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

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                                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                                    #26841
                                                                                    Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".

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                                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                                      Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

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                                                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                                                        #26843
                                                                                        Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

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                                                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                                                          #26844
                                                                                          Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.

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                                                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                                                            #26845
                                                                                            Vincent: How many up there?

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                                                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                                                              #26846
                                                                                              Jules: Three or four.

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                                                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                                                #26847
                                                                                                Vincent: That's countin' our guy?

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                                                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                                                  #26848
                                                                                                  Jules: Not sure.

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                                                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                                                    Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?

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                                                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                                                      #26850
                                                                                                      Jules: It's possible.

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