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Words You Wish You Could Take Back
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND:"Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND:"Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND:"Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBANDMakes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND:"Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND:"Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND:"No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - Silence - -
HUSBAND:"Shit"
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