Originally Posted by georgeyw

this entry made me laugh

"12-14-2005 00:10:50
You fucking bitch. I thought i was scene when I replaced my testicles with fertilized chicken eggs. When my nuts were clucking, I was the king of the hill.

Now I have to scoop all the fat out of my ass and replace it with live cats. You know how much that will hurt?

Jesus, it's hard to be the king of the scene."