I'm calling shenanigans. (R.e. fansigns)

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    I'm calling shenanigans. (R.e. fansigns)

    If you start a fansign thread and decide to IGNORE the rules that say that you cannot attach conditions (i.e. signing up to your program) in exchange for doing the sign...

    ...Then for fucks sake at least follow your "own" rules and do the signs for those that DO sign up.

    Also, I'm going to start pulling links to programs that I promote that "forget" to do my sign. *

    If I'm an affiliate, then I expect you to kiss my ass. I don't give a fuck if you LIKE me or not. If I send you joins then get down and pucker up. Get it? I'm not going to take shit from a program that makes me a hundred bucks a week. Fuck you.



    Unless I missed the thread where Lensman retracted these then they are still in effect and should be followed.

    If you are gonna subscribe to the school of: "I'll do you a sign if I like you, or if you have 49 million posts or if I fucked you once in Vegas"; then shut the fuck up and use a mailing. It's just spam otherwise.





    Thank you, that is all.


    Must. Have. Coffee.















    * Unless it's a BIG one. However, the "big" ones have enough class to not slap their affiliates in the face.
  • DamageX
    Marketing & Strategy
    • Jun 2001
    • 14293

    #2
    Originally posted by jimthefiend
    * Unless it's a BIG one. However, the "big" ones have enough class to not slap their affiliates in the face.
    Depends on how big an affiliate you are.
    Whitehat is for chumps

    If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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    • jimthefiend
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 18889

      #3
      Originally posted by DamageX
      Depends on how big an affiliate you are.

      Exactly.

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      • nakki
        Confirmed User
        • May 2001
        • 137

        #4
        Amen. 8 letters.
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        • xclusive
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 35218

          #5
          Yup can't stand people that don't do what they say they are going to do

          I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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          • jimthefiend
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 18889

            #6
            I'll be bumping this sporadically throughout the day. I wanna make sure the ungrateful fucks who annoy me see it.

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            • woj
              <&(©¿©)&>
              • Jul 2002
              • 47882

              #7
              this thread is useless without names...
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              • iwantchixx
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 12860

                #8
                even though you're a complete mental patient I agree with you 100%

                I too had a few companies "forget" me.

                I just didn't bother asking them about it because well... if they forgot that easily when the requests are writen in front of them how forgetful would they be when I email or ICQ them for support on anything. I skip over to the next company who remembered me.

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                • jimthefiend
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 18889

                  #9
                  I'm not a mental patient, I just play one on GFY.


                  bizzump

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                  • FlogTheLog
                    CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 3842

                    #10
                    fuck yeah, you tell them jim

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                    • chadglni
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 6924

                      #11
                      It was probably the memo floating around pointing out that you have no traffic and only collect fansigns for your own inflated ego.


                      Sign up here - Dating Site affiliate program

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                      • TexasDreams
                        former Miserable Admin :)
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 4700

                        #12
                        I never got my fansign from jimthefiend, I should probably ban him.
                        ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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                        • jimthefiend
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 18889

                          #13
                          What the fuck do YOU know about my traffic Chad you fucking Melvin.


                          And here ya go Texas. Sorry about the delay. The model got cancer then her house burned down and a plane crashed on the studio. Sorry about any time you wasted getting ready to promo the site using a fansign that never got made. I hope that even though you werent COOL enough to have a sign made until you started a thread bitching about it that you'll continue to send us traffic.

                          [img]http://www.*****************/iltd.jpg[/img]

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                          • jimthefiend
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 18889

                            #14
                            At FiendCash.com we value our affiliates.
























                            Well those that send enough joins anyway. The rest of you can get bent.

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                            • TexasDreams
                              former Miserable Admin :)
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 4700

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jimthefiend
                              [img]http://www.*****************/iltd.jpg[/img]


                              ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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                              • jimthefiend
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 18889

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TexasDreams




                                You want my cock dont you?

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                                • jimthefiend
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 18889

                                  #17
                                  bump



                                  WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMNED FANSIGNS YOU FUCKSTAINS?

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                                  • jimthefiend
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 18889

                                    #18
                                    I MEAN JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST IVE BEEN SENDING YOU BASTARDS TRAFFIC FOR MONTHS AND YOU HOSEBAGS CANT EVEN TAKE 30 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS TO SNAP A GOD DAMNED PICTURE FOR ME. YOU BITCH I HATE YOU AND I WILL BURN YOUR FAVORITE TATTOO PARLOR DOWN IF YOU DONT GET OFF THAT CHUBBY FUCKING ASS AND DO MY FUCKING PICTURE. I HOPE YOU GET AIDS AND ASS CANCER YOU PEESUCKING BITCHES.



                                    /end seizure

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                                    • selena
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 7995

                                      #19


                                      Woke up in a good mood, eh?
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                                      • jimthefiend
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 18889

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by selena


                                        Woke up in a good mood, eh?



                                        Woke up still drunk. Also, Loryn called me a liberal last night and I'm pretty fucking grouchy about it.

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                                        • selena
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 7995

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                          Woke up still drunk. Also, Loryn called me a liberal last night and I'm pretty fucking grouchy about it.

                                          A liberal???

                                          God forbid. I'd be grouchy too.
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                                          MetArtMoney
                                          Where Flawless Beauty Meets Art
                                          ~The MetArt Network ~
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