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  • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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    • Oct 2003
    • 5162
    #1

    What An Asshole ...

    ...i cant believe it.. my dog is an asshole

    so he is sleeping on my couch and i decided i was going to lay down next to him... the greedy little shit decides that right when i go to lay down, he actually moved his leg from under him, to streched out (in a very uncomfortable looking position) so i couldnt lay near him
    little bastard


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    • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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      • Oct 2003
      • 5162
      #2
      ..and before anyone decides to ask about the sheets, its because we gave up on tellin him to not sleep on there, so we just put a sheet on it so he dont mess the couch up

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        • xclusive
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          • Apr 2004
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          #3
          You gotta show him who the boss is...

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            • Icon
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              • Nov 2004
              • 1757
              #4
              thats it! put him in the micrwave!

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                • Scott McD
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                  • Nov 2002
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                  #5
                  Maybe he doesn't like you...


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                    • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                      • Oct 2003
                      • 5162
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Icon
                      thats it! put him in the micrwave!
                      haha... maybe if i worked at a chinese restaurant

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                        • Basic__man
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                          • Nov 2004
                          • 101
                          #7
                          does he like it in the pooper?
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                            • Manowar
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                              • Dec 2003
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                              #8
                              that is one beefy dog

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                                • Icon
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                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 1757
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                  haha... maybe if i worked at a chinese restaurant
                                  My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave. He was pissing me off one night after drinking and I decided to give the dog a scare by putting him in there. I wasn't going to turn it on, my buddy knew that, but accidents DO happen. So we got in a heated drunken arguement while I was trying to stuff the dog into the microwave. Cooler heads prevail, and now when the little shit pisses me off I just say "microwave" and he's gone. Simple.
                                  Last edited by Icon; 11-20-2004, 10:36 AM.

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                                    • Icon
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 1757
                                      #10
                                      I like fish

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                                        • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                          • Oct 2003
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Manowar
                                          that is one beefy dog
                                          yeah he is a fatass.. but the girls thinks its cute

                                          Originally posted by Icon
                                          My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave ...
                                          !!!LOLOLOL!!!

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                                            • Basic__man
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                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 101
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Icon
                                              I like fish
                                              yes but only when fresh and tight!
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                                                • bluedevil
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 2093
                                                  #13


                                                  dood your a human being, pick him up and throw him out the window

                                                  little bastard

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                                                    • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 5162
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by bluedevil


                                                      dood your a human being, pick him up and throw him out the window

                                                      little bastard
                                                      ... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl

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                                                        • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 5162
                                                          #15
                                                          jk, i love that dog too much.. i wouldnt do anything mean to him.. even though he is a lil shit

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                                                            • Project-Shadow
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                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 7340
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                              ... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl
                                                              He'd probably enjoy that.

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                                                                • Platinumpimp
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 10214
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Project-Shadow
                                                                  He'd probably enjoy that.
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                                                                    • Warden
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 2906
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Thats a pretty smart dog to know that your his bitch!
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                                                                        • bluedevil
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                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 2093
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                          ... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl
                                                                          hehe, lol, just make him wait for his food a few extra hours

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                                                                            • Pete
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 6617
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Sounds like hes got attitude.
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                                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 58202
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Starve him for a few days Show him whos boss.


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                                                                                    • nosey
                                                                                      Talk Hard
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 14413
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                                      ... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl

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                                                                                        • rj2kix
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          lol

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                                                                                                • Sosa
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 40149
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Icon
                                                                                                  My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave. He was pissing me off one night after drinking and I decided to give the dog a scare by putting him in there. I wasn't going to turn it on, my buddy knew that, but accidents DO happen. So we got in a heated drunken arguement while I was trying to stuff the dog into the microwave. Cooler heads prevail, and now when the little shit pisses me off I just say "microwave" and he's gone. Simple.

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                                                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                                                      Old broad
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 13933
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Pugs are sneaky shits! My male kept getting pushed off my pillow when I was ready to come to bed so he figured he'd sleep on the BOTTOM pillow and I could have the top one all to myself

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                                                                                                        • xenigo
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                          Pugs are sneaky shits! My male kept getting pushed off my pillow when I was ready to come to bed so he figured he'd sleep on the BOTTOM pillow and I could have the top one all to myself

                                                                                                          Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?

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                                                                                                            • nosey
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                              • 14413
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                                              Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?
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                                                                                                                • Spunky
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Cute lil pug dog

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                                                                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                                                                      Old broad
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 13933
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                                                      Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?
                                                                                                                      Just a 22 rifle, but yes

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                                                                                                                        • detoxed
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                          • 17798
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Your dog hates you!

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                                                                                                                            • gunfodder
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                                              hope the dog doesn't learn to use the gun like its learnt the bed, couch .... 'beware of the dog' wouldn't come close
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                                                                                                                                • Peaches
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 13933
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by gunfodder
                                                                                                                                  hope the dog doesn't learn to use the gun like its learnt the bed, couch .... 'beware of the dog' wouldn't come close

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                                                                                                                                    • bluedevil
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      the rifle makes it classic

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                                                                                                                                        • Peaches
                                                                                                                                          Old broad
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 13933
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bluedevil
                                                                                                                                          the rifle makes it classic
                                                                                                                                          When you live by yourself in the middle of the woods, you always have a weapon w/in reaching distance

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                                                                                                                                            • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                                                                              Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?
                                                                                                                                              haha... i noticed that the second i looked at the pic too

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