comments made by bosses about their employees asking for a reference
Here are some comments made by bosses about their employees asking for a reference:
I would not allow this employee to breed.
He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
He sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them.
He got into the gene pool when the lifeguard was off duty.
Amoebas outscore him in an I.Q. test.
Fell out of the family tree. He is so dense that light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he would get a refund.
It is hard to believe that he beat out 1 million other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. He only gargles.
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