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  • webmaster x
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4400

    #1

    omg

    An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed.

    "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.

    "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says.

    "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"

    "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated.

    "NO! Get away from me!"

    "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.

    She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and says, "I said NO!"

    "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed.

    She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and $500 IS a lot of money... "Well, OK... but only for a minute."

    She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them.

    Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"

    While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"
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  • TheMob
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 8584

    #2
    i'll have to try that sometime

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    • Meta Ridley
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 3433

      #3
      pwn3d!!!11
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      • webmaster x
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 4400

        #4
        i was laughing like hell when i read that.
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        • n3in
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 1377

          #5
          hahaha, that was great
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          • Mr. Mike
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 913

            #6
            hhhaaahhhaa
            Sig for sale. ICQ: 163-545-054

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7

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              • buddyjuf

                #8

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                • messiah1
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 549

                  #9

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                  • cezam
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 1363

                    #10
                    good one

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                    • xclusive
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218

                      #11
                      LOL that was a great one thanks for the share...

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                      • vixm
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 605

                        #12
                        I know what I'm doing when I'm 69 years old.

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                        • webmaster x
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 4400

                          #13
                          heres' more
                          A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.

                          When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.

                          The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.

                          The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.

                          So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed... and finds four Chinese men.
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                          • polish_aristocrat
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 40377

                            #14
                            Originally posted by webmaster x
                            heres' more
                            A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.

                            When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.

                            The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.

                            The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.

                            So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed... and finds four Chinese men.
                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                            • Mr. Marks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 7517

                              #15
                              The first one was funnier.

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                              • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 5162

                                #16
                                hahah both are good ones

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                                • rj2kix
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 928

                                  #17
                                  lol

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                                  • Kicker
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                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 7040

                                    #18
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                                    • Lykos
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 31027

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheMob
                                      i'll have to try that sometime

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                                      • crackerboy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 1462

                                        #20
                                        LOL
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                                        • aSSet
                                          Registered User
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 115

                                          #21
                                          poor lady....

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                                          • Project-Shadow
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 7340

                                            #22
                                            LOL, both are good

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                                            • SmutGiant
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 4896

                                              #23
                                              more!

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                                              • Vitasoy
                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 58202

                                                #24
                                                haha the first one was great


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                                                • Jennie
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 2018

                                                  #25
                                                  OH MY GOD!!!

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                                                  • Wiggles
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 14423

                                                    #26
                                                    haha that is awesome, wonder what most chicks would do? i guess most would want to see the money upfront.
                                                    no sig

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                                                    • CyberMax
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 421

                                                      #27

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                                                      • WebTitan
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 5114

                                                        #28
                                                        THAT was funny

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                                                        • IwantU lpoveda
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 39

                                                          #29
                                                          That's a good one!



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                                                          • axelcat
                                                            Adult Locals
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 25450

                                                            #30

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                                                            • Andre
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 1156

                                                              #31
                                                              Sounds like a script from a reality site

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                                                              • TrumpCash_Dave
                                                                Its almost time
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 13009

                                                                #32

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                                                                • KingAsher
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 685

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Didnt see that coming, honestly didnt good shit.
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