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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    What if selling porn was like selling used cars...

    What if selling porn was like selling used cars? Or like hyping a monster truck show? Would it sound like this?

    http://www.stevelightspeed.com/LightSpeedCash.mp3

    Thanks to www.YNOTradio.com
    Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 11-18-2004, 09:46 PM.
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • KMR Stitch
      I am cool
      • Jul 2003
      • 14494
      #2
      nice =)

      weird the clip said it was 13 seconds long but was like 30 seconds..

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        • Easton
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          • Sep 2002
          • 9825
          #3
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            • jscott
              jscizzle
              • Feb 2001
              • 25452
              #4
              lol i HATE those kind of commercials, but that is fuckin funny!!!
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                • TaDoW
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                  • Sep 2001
                  • 3875
                  #5
                  hahahah =)

                  I love it .. you should submit it to the local college radio station ;-)
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                    • TheDoc
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                      • Jul 2001
                      • 13827
                      #6
                      Ahhh nice.. Rather catchy.. LS always doing new fun stuff.
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                        • titmowse
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 5320
                          #7
                          scary
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                            • kenny
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 7245
                              #8
                              Nice, those YNOT commercials trip me out when I hear them
                              7

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                                • xclusive
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                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 35218
                                  #9
                                  Great job as always I liked it a lot...

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                                    • jules4u
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 156
                                      #10
                                      it looks like a pink floyd video.
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                                        • RawAlex
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 9465
                                          #11
                                          SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

                                          ;-)

                                          Alex

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                                            • kenny
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 7245
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by jules4u
                                              it looks like a pink floyd video.
                                              Visual ??
                                              7

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                                                • rj2kix
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 928
                                                  #13
                                                  sounds like monster trucks

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                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22872
                                                      #14
                                                      That was great.

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                                                        • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 5162
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by jules4u
                                                          it looks like a pink floyd video.

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                                                            • newbreed
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 9898
                                                              #16
                                                              Too funny man.















                                                              p.s. - I'd hit it

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                                                              I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                                                              fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                                                                • AdultWebGraphics
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 980
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I'm sold, where do I signup?

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                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 71528
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 7940
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by rj2kix
                                                                          sounds like monster trucks

                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                            • Nasty D
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                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 2563
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by RawAlex
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                                                                                • JFK
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                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 67369
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                  Nice Ride Steve

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                                                                                    • plyndrty
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                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 1477
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Sunday, Sunday, Sunday...

                                                                                      You only need a few minutes but will sell you a whole month...LOL

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                                                                                        • Lace
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 16116
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          lol nice promo
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                                                                                            • Fred Quimby
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                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 5430
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              ha ha,,,did you take an ad out in the local paper?

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                                                                                                • gornyhuy
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                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 18041
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Nice!

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                                                                                                    • Steelhead
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • DeadFidel
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                          • 6764
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          It takes money to make money.....love it!

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                                                                                                            • crockett
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                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                              • 76818
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              lol good stuff
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                                                                                                                • Basic_man
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                  • 27360
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Hahaha, nice one!
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                                                                                                                    • tony299
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      That was very good ,the only thing that was missing was at the end of car ads that guy comes on and says the disclaimers very quickly. lol

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                                                                                                                        • VirtuMike
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                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                          • 2483
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Dude that really whips the llama's ass!
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                                                                                                                            • BVF
                                                                                                                              Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                              • 13975
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Selling porn IS like selling used cars. You find vehicles that have been "pre-owned", do a little cosmetics (airbrushing, lighting), and resell them at an extremely high profit margin.

                                                                                                                              I remember back during my unsuccessful bid to sell new Toyotas at Darcars Toyota in Suburban D.C., one of the salesmen told me how we were getting ripped out of the good money because the profit margin on new cars are at 3% while the used car profit margin was much higher.

                                                                                                                              I remembered that technique with how I sell porn. I'm the kind of dude who will haul your junk car for free and then resell them for parts...the profit margin on these hoes is what helped keep me in business while some other amateur sites in my niche had to pay hundreds to get those cute seditty hoes naked, couldn't afford to keep updating their sites, and eventually went out of business.

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                                                                                                                                • Black Dog
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 1108
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Hey that sounds like the guy in MY ad!
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                                                                                                                                    • _Danielle_
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 949
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Nice touch Steve!! LOVE it!

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                                                                                                                                        • corvette
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                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          haha, thats great
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                                                                                                                                            • SEGuru
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 1005
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              At YNOTRADIO , we try and deliver for our advertisers! Steve wanted over the top...so we gave him over the top!

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                                                                                                                                                • Tanker
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SEGuru
                                                                                                                                                  At YNOTRADIO , we try and deliver for our advertisers! Steve wanted over the top...so we gave him over the top!

                                                                                                                                                  We have a solid production crew. We're stoked to be raising the bar in Adult Webmaster Radio.
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                                                                                                                                                    • kenny
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                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 7245
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SEGuru
                                                                                                                                                      At YNOTRADIO , we try and deliver for our advertisers! Steve wanted over the top...so we gave him over the top!

                                                                                                                                                      We have a solid production crew. We're stoked to be raising the bar in Adult Webmaster Radio.
                                                                                                                                                      I was impressed the first time I listened to YNOT radio

                                                                                                                                                      The commercials are very professional sounding
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                                                                                                                                                        • fl_prn_str
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 5736
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Some of the girls in porn remind me of used cars.....they have been in a few wrecks and come with a whole lot of milage.

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