Is she really 18???

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • DonkeyPunchProductions
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 188

    #1

    Is she really 18???

    Got this gorgious tail but dont want to have to get bailed out of jail. How do I make sure that she is over 18? Cheers

    donkey, donkey
    www.velvetdonkey.com
  • phonesex
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 3437

    #2
    Have her sign a release before you touch her.

    Comment

    • Oracle Porn
      Affiliate
      • Oct 2002
      • 24433

      #3
      fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!


      Comment

      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4
        Originally posted by Oracle Porn
        fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!

        Comment

        • Violetta
          Affiliate
          • Jul 2004
          • 28735

          #5
          check her ID!
          M&A Queen

          Comment

          • DonkeyPunchProductions
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2005
            • 188

            #6
            So just check her id before I film sucky,sucky? She signed a release but what else do I need to cover my ass? Many thanks.

            donkey, donkey
            www.velvetdonkey.com

            Comment

            • Nookster
              Confirmed IT Professional
              • Nov 2005
              • 3744

              #7
              Here's an idea...check her ID! lol
              Last edited by Nookster; 12-11-2005, 03:29 AM.
              The Best Affiliate Software, Ever.

              Comment

              • Dirty F
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2001
                • 59204

                #8
                How about you check her id. Wow, that was hard to come up with. My brain still hurts from it.

                Comment

                • Dirty F
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 59204

                  #9
                  Damn surfers

                  Comment

                  • Dalai lama
                    Strength and Honor
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 16540

                    #10
                    Ask for her ID, that was hard.

                    A program you can trust.
                    Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

                    Comment

                    • studiocritic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 2442

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Franck
                      How about you check her id. Wow, that was hard to come up with. My brain still hurts from it.
                      hey franck, not trolling but what happens if he checks her id and it's fake? everyone in socal who is <21 has a fake, and you can't tell the difference without some good training (the kind you get from the alcohol control people)
                      254342256

                      Comment

                      • Dirty F
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 59204

                        #12
                        Originally posted by studiocritic
                        hey franck, not trolling but what happens if he checks her id and it's fake? everyone in socal who is <21 has a fake, and you can't tell the difference without some good training (the kind you get from the alcohol control people)

                        Im from Holland so i have no clue about American id's. Its fucked up that even happens. It would be pretty rare here to shoot a girl with a fake id.

                        And yes a good question in general. How far does one need to go to make sure shes 18.

                        Comment

                        • studiocritic
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 2442

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Franck
                          Im from Holland so i have no clue about American id's. Its fucked up that even happens. It would be pretty rare here to shoot a girl with a fake id.

                          And yes a good question in general. How far does one need to go to make sure shes 18.
                          well i'm not involved in production.. i just mean in general. all the kids have fake id's for clubs and such.. i can't tell them apart without a blacklight
                          254342256

                          Comment

                          • DonkeyPunchProductions
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 188

                            #14
                            very cool. that is what I am asking.

                            donkey, donkey
                            www.velvetdonkey.com

                            Comment

                            • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 1908

                              #15
                              Originally posted by studiocritic
                              hey franck, not trolling but what happens if he checks her id and it's fake? everyone in socal who is <21 has a fake, and you can't tell the difference without some good training (the kind you get from the alcohol control people)

                              Then you are left with only one other method . . . the Oracle Porn method:

                              Oracle Porn,
                              "fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!"

                              Comment

                              • studiocritic
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 2442

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DonkeyPunchProductions
                                very cool. that is what I am asking.
                                hmm.. im in OC.. have me up to your studio and i'll check her out myself.
                                254342256

                                Comment

                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by studiocritic
                                  well i'm not involved in production.. i just mean in general. all the kids have fake id's for clubs and such.. i can't tell them apart without a blacklight

                                  Yeah well youre right. I think the best and easiest option would be ask for 2 ids. I doubt most chicks have 2 fake ids?

                                  Comment

                                  • mikeyddddd
                                    Viva la vulva!
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 16557

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                    fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!
                                    If her pussy is tighter than her ass she is UNDER 18. Until she is legal, the pooper is getting a harder workout. After she's legal, they'll both loosen up.

                                    Comment

                                    • studiocritic
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 2442

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                      Yeah well youre right. I think the best and easiest option would be ask for 2 ids. I doubt most chicks have 2 fake ids?
                                      what other kind of id is she gonna have thats got her bday on it? i guess ask for her birth certificate.. but if her fake id has a friend's name, that's not gonna help. plus hardly anyone has their original birth certificates, and copies are about 5 min in photoshop to fake.. anyone who does id's can do that too, not that i'd know
                                      254342256

                                      Comment

                                      • Tricksy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 2601

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                        check her ID!
                                        What an IDEA!!!!


                                        Real-Bucks.com - Real Bucks for Real Webmasters.

                                        Comment

                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by studiocritic
                                          what other kind of id is she gonna have thats got her bday on it? i guess ask for her birth certificate.. but if her fake id has a friend's name, that's not gonna help. plus hardly anyone has their original birth certificates, and copies are about 5 min in photoshop to fake.. anyone who does id's can do that too, not that i'd know

                                          Arent you supposed to copy 2 ids in the state when shooting an adult model?

                                          Comment

                                          • DonkeyPunchProductions
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2005
                                            • 188

                                            #22
                                            Yes, the vixon is resourceful, crafty... Two forged identifications are not that hard to come by...

                                            donkey, donkey
                                            www.velvetdonkey.com

                                            Comment

                                            • DonkeyPunchProductions
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 188

                                              #23
                                              I guess in the future I need to invite studiocritic over to the set but for tonight I will just fuck her in the ass and pussy, and if the pussy is tighter than her ass I am bueno.

                                              donkey, donkey
                                              www.velvetdonkey.com

                                              Comment

                                              • studiocritic
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 2442

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DonkeyPunchProductions
                                                Yes, the vixon is resourceful, crafty... Two forged identifications are not that hard to come by...
                                                donkey i'm not sure how up to date you are on GFY protocol but you totally sidestepped me self-inviting myself to your shoot.. i am hurt and offended. your penalty is 1 (18+) virgin.
                                                254342256

                                                Comment

                                                • Fah King
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 676

                                                  #25
                                                  Ask her to see her original birth certificate, i doubt that she faked that it would cost her over 10 grand.
                                                  "I use SplitInfinity Web Hosting and VOIP services" and its Great!

                                                  Comment

                                                  • just a punk
                                                    So fuckin' bored
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 32385

                                                    #26
                                                    If she looks too young for you, but you still wanna fuck her. This makes me think that you have some mental problem. Just think on it. May be you should make a visit to your psychotherapist?
                                                    Obey the Cowgod

                                                    Comment

                                                    • DonkeyPunchProductions
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                      • 188

                                                      #27
                                                      Waoh... Just following the best advice given.

                                                      donkey, donkey
                                                      www.velvetdonkey.com

                                                      Comment

                                                      • fallenmuffin
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 8170

                                                        #28
                                                        Here is what I would ask for...

                                                        Sign a release
                                                        Show me TWO forms of government issued IDs
                                                        Show me a birth cert and social (first three numbers on the social will verify the state she was born in)

                                                        Come on people if you're going to run a business then do..

                                                        Comment

                                                        • DonkeyPunchProductions
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                          • 188

                                                          #29
                                                          cool, cool..thanks to all.. Studiocritic if you want to check out a future shoot send an email to my gmail account at [email protected]. Cheers..

                                                          donkey, donkey
                                                          www.velvetdonkey.com

                                                          Comment

                                                          • broke
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 4501

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by studiocritic
                                                            what other kind of id is she gonna have thats got her bday on it? i guess ask for her birth certificate.. but if her fake id has a friend's name, that's not gonna help. plus hardly anyone has their original birth certificates, and copies are about 5 min in photoshop to fake.. anyone who does id's can do that too, not that i'd know
                                                            Passport???
                                                            Perfect Gonzo

                                                            Comment

                                                            • studiocritic
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 2442

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by DonkeyPunchProductions
                                                              cool, cool..thanks to all.. Studiocritic if you want to check out a future shoot send an email to my gmail account at [email protected]. Cheers..
                                                              lol good deal. i was just fucking around with you.. good luck, hit me up when you need bailed out - im cheaper than the bond places.
                                                              254342256

                                                              Comment

                                                              • abz
                                                                Senior Member
                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 4498

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!
                                                                surely the ass has to be tighter???

                                                                Got mainstream or adult blogs?
                                                                Create an adsense empire with the click of a button


                                                                Need Banners Galleries Logos? Reliable Designer -- ICQ -- 109-825-688

                                                                Comment

                                                                Working...