BREAKING NEWS: I am posting this from the MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS of CUBA !!!

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  • Thomas van de Koch
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 468

    #1

    BREAKING NEWS: I am posting this from the MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS of CUBA !!!

    My journey to Cuba became quite succesfull.
    I just had a short meeting with Cuba's minister of foreign affairs - Mr Abelardo Moreno.

    Unfortunately he is not interested in importing sea animals from the Carribean.

    But I was able to impress him with my CURRICULUM VITAE and he gave me his private Yahoo email adress ( shhh..even Mr Fidel Ruiz Castro doesn't know about it ).

    He just told me that he "may consider" doing offline business deals with me in South America when he retires in 4 years and that he may be also interested in being a co-producer of family friendly porn movies ( this is going to be my biggest project in adult that will revolutionize the whole paysite world ! ).


    If any of the current PLAYERS of the online adult industry, such as Wired Guys, The Huns, Persian Kitty Cat, Donnie Gangster, Serge Oprano or LABRET are interested in getting in touch with Mr Abelardo Moreno, please post in this thread your phone numbers.

    Anyway, I will be back in Massachusetts in a few days so I will update you on the events.



    thank you for your time,



    Thomas van de Koch
  • The Oracle Porn
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2004
    • 720

    #2
    Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
    the current PLAYERS of the online adult industry, such as LABRET
    Yes, I am the real Oracle Porn Unban me Lens!
    ICQ: 94399723
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    IL4L

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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727

      #3
      ok

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      • swedguy
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 7981

        #4
        Hi I'm swedguy.

        I currently post from the President of Swedguyistans office, Mr Swedguy.

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        • Fake Nick
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2004
          • 7708

          #5
          are you by any chance BI POLAR ?

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          • polish_aristocrat
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2002
            • 40377

            #6
            Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
            BTW what was ( is ) Labret doing anyway in this biz?
            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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            • Jace
              FBOP Class Of 2013
              • Jan 2004
              • 35562

              #7
              wtf?

              if anyone has seen the Wired Guys around, let me know

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              • webmaster x
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2004
                • 4400

                #8
                really breaking news, really
                Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

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                • Thomas van de Koch
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 468

                  #9
                  I am at the airport now, I had some problems, I will keep you guys updated.

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                  • Nanda
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 5310

                    #10
                    No te creo nada!
                    My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                    He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                    • Mike Okitch
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 4126

                      #11
                      Thomas van de Koch es mui stupido
                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                      • alexg
                        IL4L.com
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 11287

                        #12
                        Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                        BTW what was ( is ) Labret doing anyway in this biz?
                        The same can be asked about you

                        Find fuck buddies in your area!

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                        • polish_aristocrat
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 40377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by alexg
                          The same can be asked about you
                          I am not that respected and famous
                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                          • Fake Nick
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 7708

                            #14
                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                            I am not that respected and famous

                            I respect you

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                            • polish_aristocrat
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 40377

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fake Nick
                              I respect you
                              lol, for what?
                              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                              • DeadFidel
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 6764

                                #16
                                "interested in being a co-producer of family friendly porn movies"

                                I dig this guy, he makes me smile

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