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  • Marcin978
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 392

    #1

    Do you use toilet paper after shitting??

    Hi Guys

    another stupid topic

    but very important


    Do you use toilet paper after shitting??
  • cezam
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    • Jun 2003
    • 1363

    #2
    no

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    • fris
      I have to go potty
      • Aug 2002
      • 55795

      #3
      i use my hand
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      • MrJackMeHoff
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        • Mar 2004
        • 4569

        #4
        My dog licks the poo off.. Wtf kind of question is this?

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        • Vitasoy
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          • Oct 2003
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          #5
          Well of course. What do you use? Newspaper or just your plain bare hands?


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          • Jakke PNG
            ex-TeenGodFather
            • Nov 2001
            • 20306

            #6
            I douche, and then put on some parfume. My ass smells like roses.
            ..and I'm off.

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            • Bob Saget
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2004
              • 312

              #7
              I do not shit.

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              • Bob Saget
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                • Nov 2004
                • 312

                #8
                Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                I douche, and then put on some parfume. My ass smells like roses.
                where is the shitting part?

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                • foxylady
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                  • Oct 2004
                  • 1829

                  #9
                  i use water instead of toilet paper

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                  • Marcus Aurelius
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                    • Apr 2003
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                    #10
                    I had my butthole surgically removed and my metabolism tuned to perfection by german doctors so that i produce no waste material.

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                    • underzen
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                      • Aug 2004
                      • 120

                      #11
                      I take a shit and then go outside and rub my ass in the grass

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                      • cezam
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 1363

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                        I douche, and then put on some parfume. My ass smells like roses.
                        no dingleberries ?

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                        • BitterPen
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                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1926

                          #13
                          Originally posted by underzen
                          I take a shit and then go outside and rub my ass in the grass

                          Do you drag yourself around much like a dog does when it has a turd stuck to the hair on it's ass??

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                          • fris
                            I have to go potty
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 55795

                            #14
                            actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.
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                            • Spunky
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                              • Jun 2002
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                              #15
                              I use the yellow pages

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                              • BitterPen
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                                • Sep 2004
                                • 1926

                                #16
                                Originally posted by fris
                                actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.
                                and you're gonna tell thousands of people about it?



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                                • webmaster x
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                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 4400

                                  #17
                                  nah. i use moist towels.
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                                  • Magg
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                                    • Feb 2004
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fris
                                    actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.


                                    i wouldve just asked for TP..

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                                    • cezam
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 1363

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by fris
                                      actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

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                                      • MonsterCock
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                                        #20
                                        one time i took a shit in my backyard and my dog ate it.
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                                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by fris
                                          actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.
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                                          • fris
                                            I have to go potty
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 55795

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mdcq
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                                            • BitterPen
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                                              #23
                                              LMAO @ mdcq

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                                              • strats
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                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 1805

                                                #24
                                                I usually bend around and give myself a tongue ringer

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                                                • cezam
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MonsterCock
                                                  one time i took a shit in my backyard and my dog ate it.

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                                                  • Nicky
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                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    LOL, who da fuck dont use TP, I like it when its soft

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                                                    • karlm
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                        • Oct 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by fris
                                                        actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

                                                        haha what a sick story! gross!


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                                                        • Harmon
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                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 20012

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by fris
                                                          actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.
                                                          I once was in the woods with my friend Robbie when I was 8 or so. We were scouting out a good spot in a desolate area to build a tree fort.

                                                          He stopped me and said, "Look!" as he pointed down towards his sneaker.

                                                          I said, "Look at what?"

                                                          He said, "WATCH!!!"

                                                          out from the bottom of his heinous Tuffskins brown cordeuroys came a shitball and it rolled from beneath his pant leg, over his Nike, and onto the pine needles.

                                                          I exclaimed, "THAT'S GROSS! EEEEEWWW!"

                                                          We continued on about our day

                                                          Apparently he doesn't use any either
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                                                          • Psytonic
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                                                            • Mar 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            LMAO this thread is fucking hilarious!!

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                                                            • kowntafit
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                                                              #31
                                                              LMAO this thread is fucking hilarious!!
                                                              This thread is fucking weird.

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                                                              • Lane
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                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 8496

                                                                #32
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                                                                • netnut
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                                                                  • Nov 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Marcin978
                                                                  Hi Guys

                                                                  another stupid topic

                                                                  but very important


                                                                  Do you use toilet paper after shitting??
                                                                  what a fucking stupid question

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                                                                  • NemesisEnforcer
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                                                                    • Aug 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by fris
                                                                    actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.
                                                                    I hope no one is doing this in my house. I don't have toilet paper in the bathroom. I have bidets (Toto Washlet S300) on all my toilets:

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                                                                    • amacontent
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                                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Marcin978
                                                                      Hi Guys

                                                                      another stupid topic

                                                                      but very important


                                                                      Do you use toilet paper after shitting??
                                                                      How fuckin idiotic are these posts getting. The stupidity it must take to actually type these words. You should be banned for stupidity.
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                                                                      • Porko
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                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 4014

                                                                        #36
                                                                        here and in some places of europe, we use to wash own ass with water. (the thing at the right of the pic)
                                                                        i can´t understand how you dont use it ...

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                                                                        • Theo
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                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 34515

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by fris
                                                                          i use my hand

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                                                                          • axelcat
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                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • Lucy
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by fris
                                                                              actually a true story, i was at a friends house, i went i didnt bother to see if there was tp, and after i was finished i am like OH SHIT, so i wiped with my hand then washed my hand in the sink every time till it was clean. then wiped my hand on the towels hanging on the racks then hid the towel inside the magazine racks.

                                                                              That's just soooo wrong Fris...,even if can happened this, I would keep it like my secret and not telling to everybody man..., that's gross....

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                                                                              • Babagirls
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                i use those wet nap thingys from Cottonelle.
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                                                                                • pornguy
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  We use baby wipes. Does a lot better job.
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                                                                                  • Harmon
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                                                                                    • Mar 2004
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • Gynecologist
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                                                                                      • Sep 2004
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Since I converted to Islam I have begun wiping with my bare hand just like the rest of my fellow Muslims.

                                                                                      Allah Akbar!!!!

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                                                                                      • Jim_Gunn
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                                                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Actually, I like those flushable wipes much better than dry t.p.. Once you use it you won't ever go back to toilet paper.

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                                                                                        • Lykos
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                                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Nope,i just wash it

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