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So is coolfunnyjokes.com too
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Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"Comment
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Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."
The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"
The first little old lady says, "Look at that."
"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."
"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."
"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."
"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."
"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."
"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."
"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"Comment
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Bla bla bla..you might as well copy 2 words cause nobody is reading thatComment
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Doesn't matter to me if anyone is reading itComment
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ok, i am readingComment
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I am here nowComment
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post more shit please!Originally posted by Mailer
I am here nowComment
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Originally posted by coolone
Doesn't matter to me if anyone is reading itComment
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Originally posted by Bob Saget
post more shit please!Comment
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somebody want to make a deal?Comment
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Are we there yetComment
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no we are not.. can we get this moving?Comment
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MONEY MONEY MONEY
its so funnyComment
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not mcuh more to go... post postComment
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next prize is for the big 500 yeh??Comment
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yes it can be very funny indeed..Originally posted by Bob Saget
MONEY MONEY MONEY
its so funnyComment
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umm i dont need a loan but i would love to have an extra 500 in the pocket..Comment
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no.. but we should all start posting so we do get there..Originally posted by coolone
Are we there yetComment
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i am but no one is helping me out..Originally posted by Bob Saget
post more shit please!Comment
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is anyone reading what im saying you think?Originally posted by spunky
Bla bla bla..you might as well copy 2 words cause nobody is reading thatComment
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I wonder what happened to those who want to finish this fast.Comment
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i dunno but if me and you keep posting we can finish this shit really soon!Originally posted by coolone
I wonder what happened to those who want to finish this fast.Comment
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I wonder wonderComment
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so basically lets keep posting!! the 500 is going to me!
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318 yo go
A walk in the parkComment
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nah you cant give up.. not when its only 300 odd posts away!Originally posted by spunky
Gave up...go for itComment
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Probably more then copy and paste shitOriginally posted by Satisfaction
is anyone reading what im saying you think?Comment
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We must we mustComment
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wonder if keyser is still around.. he is good!Originally posted by coolone
318 yo go
A walk in the parkComment
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Copy and pasteComment
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spunky i never saw if you replied to what i asked you in the datinggold thread...Originally posted by spunky
Probably more then copy and paste shitComment
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yeh i agree lets finish this up..Originally posted by spunky
Fine ...let's wrap it up thenComment
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I think he may have fallen asleepOriginally posted by Satisfaction
wonder if keyser is still around.. he is good!
same with St IdesComment
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Didn't see itOriginally posted by Satisfaction
spunky i never saw if you replied to what i asked you in the datinggold thread...Comment
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Thank YouOriginally posted by spunky
Whore
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copy /paste... or talk shit, same thing..Comment
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that is what these threads are forComment
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ahh k.. well bsaically you said the contest sucked or something and i was asking why you like this thread if it was basically the same..Originally posted by spunky
Didn't see itComment
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with out all the crap posts this thread would still be on the third pageComment
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you got that right.. and winning a little cash at the same time!Originally posted by coolone
that is what these threads are for
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300 to goComment
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