ESCORTS and NOT PAYING!! Im Getting Good at This!

You're all going through the hoops

The REAL funny part is that Anal Hobbit is going through the hoops also! How many posters do you think are sincere? None?

Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the money in a sealed envlope and put it on the dresser before ya fuck.

If you read the reviews closely, many of the whores dont check the envlope until after you leave. They dont want to be rude. Now the crack whores and the street hookers will check it.. But the Pros, the high class ones wont.. Because it is illegal for them to recieve cash and then fuck. So they want it in a sealed envlope, as a gift, and only later do they open it. In case its a cop, they never open up that envlope showing cash or that would incinuate them selling sex for cash.

So dress up, look classy, like a gentleman.
Bring a small gift when going to visit the whore for a first time like cheap wine.
Put the envlope on the dresser, tell her "a little gift for you" she will know its the cash, then open your wine or desert you brought and get the forplay started.

Fuck her brains out. Dont offer to take a shower there. This may be where she looks in the envlope.

Just get dressed, kiss her good bye, and get in the fast!!

Its been working for months for me when I travel!

Try it and let me know how ya do!

OMFG!! this is so fucking funny!!

I think only maybe 3 of the people that posted in this thread plus myself even know who the anal hobbit is & what he's all about You're all going through the hoops

You think this is funny?!?

Best case scenerio, he told thousands of people (who might not have known otherwise) how to rip off escorts. That makes him scum.

And if he doesn't fit into the best case scenerio, he would be a liar, cheater, and thief. That makes him undesireable as a person and as someone to do business with.

You KNOW THIS GUY!! Hahaha!!

Chill out my brother.

Im trying to help GFYers.. Not ripping off webmasters. Helping them.

To rip off whores.

You think this is funny?!?

Best case scenerio, he told thousands of people (who might not have known otherwise) how to rip off escorts. That makes him scum.

And if he doesn't fit into the best case scenerio, he would be a liar, cheater, and thief. That makes him undesireable as a person and as someone to do business with.

I think what he believes to be funny is the fact that this is just a trolling thread and it's derived from someone's imagination...I would say BP or the like...maybe even a shared U/P LOL

Hoops hoops and more hoops!

you people are funny. you laugh when someone like a spammer gets ripped off but are so defensive of escorts? both occupations are in a grey area of legality in the USA. what makes one more deserving to get ripped than the other?

people who deal in high risk transactions, its just part of the game. you win some, you lose some.

and escorts having business sense? lol thats a good one. if they had business sense they'd know how to make good money without having to sell their bodies.

You think this is funny?!?

Best case scenerio, he told thousands of people (who might not have known otherwise) how to rip off escorts. That makes him scum.

And if he doesn't fit into the best case scenerio, he would be a liar, cheater, and thief. That makes him undesireable as a person and as someone to do business with.