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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
See Jane run, run Jane run
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time travel.
"Jane? is left at an orphanage as a foundling. When ?Jane? is a teenager, she falls in love with a drifter, who abandons her but leaves her pregnant. Then disaster strikes. She almost dies giving birth to a baby girl, who is then mysteriously kidnapped. The doctors find that Jane is bleeding badly, but, oddly enough, has both sex organs. So, to save her life, the doctors convert ?Jane? to ?Jim.?
?Jim? subsequently becomes a roaring drunk, until he meets a friendly bartender (actually a time traveler in disguise) who wisks ?Jim? way back into the past. ?Jim? meets a beautiful teenage girl, then accidentally gets her pregnant with a baby girl. Out of guilt, he kidnaps the baby girl and drops her off at the orphanage. Later, ?Jim? joins the time travelers corps, leads a distinguished life, and has one last dream: to disguise himself as a bartender to meet a certain drunk named ?Jim? in the past. So, who is ?Jane?s? mother, father, brother, sister, grandfather, grandmother, and grandchild?"