damn I'm a PIMP

This simply amazed me. I didn't think there were 23 year olds that have never been kissed. Damn!


xenigo: cutie = hot gorgeous = hot beautiful = hot... in my mind
xenigo: I think in most women's minds, they somehow think that cutie is less than gorgeous... for some reason. I don't really know why...
girl: the sound of it
xenigo: it's all good to me
girl: lol
girl: see, I think I'm on the oterside of the spectrum
xenigo: and what would that be?
girl: otherside*
girl: opposite of what u claim
xenigo: be specific, what do you mean?
girl: lol
girl: ummmm
girl: let's say I've always been single, never asked out, never first kiss...nothing...and I'm 23..
xenigo: awww, really????
girl: therefor there's something wrong w/my outside appearance for guys to not wanna....
xenigo: oh my!!
girl: and I know I'm overweight....
xenigo: no way... nothing wrong at all... you're quite a cutie indeed.
xenigo: and you've never kissed a guy??? Seriously?
girl: so that combined...I see myself as being fat & ugly
xenigo: awwww that's so sad!
xenigo:
xenigo: *hugs*
girl: that's not something I'd lie about
girl: I'm already pathetic enough, no need to make up stuff
girl: lol
xenigo: well, I'm going to have to take you out for dinner sometime this week.
girl: haha I don't even know u
xenigo: I know you don't, but you will.
xenigo: and you'll have a ton of fun
girl: lol and how is that?
xenigo: trust me...
girl: hahaha rigt
girl: right*
xenigo: there is no doubt in my mind
girl: and how is that?
xenigo: you'll just have to find out
girl: I don't know about that
xenigo: lol, omg...
girl: what?
xenigo: so no first kiss? Do you dodge kisses or something?!?!
girl: lol
girl: no
girl: no guy's ever shown interest in me & I'm the shy quiet type
xenigo: poor Jennifer...
xenigo: well I'm going to fix your problem
girl: lol
xenigo: because I'm single as well, and you sound like a fun girl... and I think you're absolutely irresistably cute
girl: hahaha ummm thanks
xenigo: it's true!
girl: lol
girl: lol
xenigo:
girl: well, thanks again
xenigo: of course
xenigo: and how in the world could you have 236 friends on your myspace profile without a single one of these guys expressing any interest?
xenigo: I'd think you'd be overwhelmed by guys...
girl: lol
girl: they go for the typical skinny blondes w/big boobs
xenigo: lol
xenigo: all 236 of them?!?!?!
xenigo: well, I'll admit those 236 don't matter... cause I'm the 1 out of those 236 that doesn't want that.
girl: lol
xenigo: I'm on round 2 of the burritos for tonight... hehe
girl: well there are other guys that express interest...they're all in other states
xenigo: yeah, I've had a few of those long distance interests as well in the past... those are never fun
girl: lol
xenigo: so what's keeping you up so late tonight??
girl is away at 4:59:24 AM.
girl returned at 4:59:29 AM.
girl: I'm in bed
girl: lol
xenigo: oh... you drove home already??
girl is away at 5:00:25 AM.
girl returned at 5:00:30 AM.
girl: yeah
xenigo: well, that was quick... lol
xenigo: I didn't even realize
girl: lol
girl: I've been home since about 330
xenigo: oh, crazy
girl is away at 5:02:43 AM.
girl returned at 5:02:47 AM.
girl: anyways, bed time...ttyl
girl: night!
xenigo: ok, sweet dreams