#1 How exactly do you go about getting rid of it in the end, since they look so real I mean.
Take her to the swingers convention and leave her there.
#2 Where exactly do ya keep one?
In the kitchen.
#3 How do you explain the giant freight box that shows up at your door.
Buy two and give that person one, that will shut them up.
#4 God forbid you die before you dispose of it, what happens when someone finds it
Doesn't matter, you are already dead. And you died happy.
#5 can I use the carpool lane if I put my RealDoll in the car with me?
Yes, as long as she is the one driving.
