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Old 11-30-2005, 01:44 PM  
Semi-Retired-Dave
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Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
Heres my take on these 'toys'

Sure I'd love to have one but there are a few problems....

#1 How exactly do you go about getting rid of it in the end, since they look so real I mean.

#2 Where exactly do ya keep one?

#3 How do you explain the giant freight box that shows up at your door.

#4 God forbid you die before you dispose of it, what happens when someone finds it

#5 can I use the carpool lane if I put my RealDoll in the car with me?

-Loki-

#1 How exactly do you go about getting rid of it in the end, since they look so real I mean.

Take her to the swingers convention and leave her there.

#2 Where exactly do ya keep one?
In the kitchen.

#3 How do you explain the giant freight box that shows up at your door.
Buy two and give that person one, that will shut them up.

#4 God forbid you die before you dispose of it, what happens when someone finds it
Doesn't matter, you are already dead. And you died happy.

#5 can I use the carpool lane if I put my RealDoll in the car with me?

Yes, as long as she is the one driving.
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