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  • Halcyon
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    • Dec 2002
    • 8609

    #1

    TRUTH behind Ashcroft resignation (PIC)

    (Breaking news from tomorrow's FLASHCA$H newsletter)

    Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned.
    I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down.



    Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago.
    At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.)

    But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com.
    I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity.

    No such luck.

    Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting.

    But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent.

    When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, ?I *AM* THE LAW!? tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com)

    Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm?
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  • TweetyBird
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    • Feb 2004
    • 8532

    #2
    haha, good one
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    • BigWebRev
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      • Aug 2004
      • 1631

      #3


      lol

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      • plyndrty
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        • Jul 2003
        • 1477

        #4
        very nice...lol
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        • Manowar
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          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5

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          • Persius
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            • Jul 2003
            • 11779

            #6

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            • seeric
              ..........
              • Aug 2004
              • 41917

              #7
              Originally posted by Halcyon
              (Breaking news from tomorrow's FLASHCA$H newsletter)

              Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned.
              I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down.



              Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago.
              At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.)

              But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com.
              I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity.

              No such luck.

              Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting.

              But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent.

              When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, ?I *AM* THE LAW!? tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com)

              Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm?

              HOLY SHIT

              thats a FOFB if i ever saw one.



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              • Shok
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                • Apr 2001
                • 5611

                #8

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                • mardigras
                  Bon temps!
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 14194

                  #9
                  Ashcroft was caught in a number of incriminating positions, he had to get out before they all became public.
                  .

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                  • pornguy
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 62910

                    #10
                    I do not doubt that he is involved in some major sex shit. It is probably knee deep in CP.
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                    • Spunky
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                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11

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                      • reynold
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #12
                        nice one. it's hilarious.

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                        • The Creator
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 132

                          #13
                          HAHAHA!

                          THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

                          You made my day pretty boy!

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                          • Halcyon
                            Spread The Pink!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 8609

                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Creator
                            HAHAHA!

                            THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

                            You made my day pretty boy!
                            he heh. And being called "pretty boy" made *my* day.

                            *curtsies*
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                            • Kre8t0r
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                              • Jan 2003
                              • 1304

                              #15
                              ROFL Good one Hal!

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                              • loverboy
                                When it rains, it pours
                                • May 2003
                                • 20609

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Shok

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                                • xclusive
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                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 35218

                                  #17
                                  LOL I can't wait til what really happened comes out because you know we are not getting the whole story as usual...

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                                  • Ad3pt
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 476

                                    #18
                                    Take note booger-eaters. If you're going to bash the administration this is how you do it.

                                    Halcyon u r teh funnehy!

                                    Peace.
                                    Don't look here for the joke. It's in your pants.

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                                    • BlingDaddy
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                                      • Apr 2004
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                                      #19
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                                      • Doctor Dre
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                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 51692

                                        #20
                                        That is the best photoshoped picture ever Looks very realistic
                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                        • Halcyon
                                          Spread The Pink!
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 8609

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                          That is the best photoshoped picture ever Looks very realistic
                                          ??? What is this 'Pho-to Shopping' you speak of?
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                                          • foxylady
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                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 1829

                                            #22
                                            holy shit... lol

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                                            • Halcyon
                                              Spread The Pink!
                                              • Dec 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ad3pt
                                              Take note booger-eaters. If you're going to bash the administration this is how you do it.

                                              Halcyon u r teh funnehy!

                                              Peace.
                                              Much obliged!!
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                                              • Rich
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 11486

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pornguy
                                                I do not doubt that he is involved in some major sex shit. It is probably knee deep in CP.
                                                agreed

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                                                • Halcyon
                                                  Spread The Pink!
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 8609

                                                  #25
                                                  note: this week's FLASHCA$H toolkit was just sent out. So check your inbox.
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                                                  • Halcyon
                                                    Spread The Pink!
                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    btw, anyone have a link to the MP3 of ashcroft's "Eagels FLy" song?
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                                                    • tony299
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                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 57021

                                                      #27
                                                      Thats too funny lol

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                                                      • mardigras
                                                        Bon temps!
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 14194

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                        btw, anyone have a link to the MP3 of ashcroft's "Eagels FLy" song?
                                                        Don't have an mp3 link, but here's the video
                                                        http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/....wbtv.med.html
                                                        .

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                                                        • bringer
                                                          i have man boobies
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 13082

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                          btw, anyone have a link to the MP3 of ashcroft's "Eagels FLy" song?
                                                          no mp3 but i got this
                                                          http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/....wbtv.med.html
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                                                          • bringer
                                                            i have man boobies
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 13082

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mardigras
                                                            Don't have an mp3 link, but here's the video
                                                            http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/....wbtv.med.html
                                                            jerk
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                                                            • mardigras
                                                              Bon temps!
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 14194

                                                              #31
                                                              If that one doesn't work
                                                              http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2424640
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                                                              • Raf1
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                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • johnnyhey
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 1172

                                                                  #33
                                                                  is that pic for reals?
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                                                                  • uvort
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                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 3580

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hahaha, that's pretty funny man, nice work
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                                                                    • mardigras
                                                                      Bon temps!
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 14194

                                                                      #35
                                                                      While you're watching Bush cabinet sing, don't forget Colin Powell's rousing version of YMCA

                                                                      If that can't be linked it came from http://commonsensewonder.com/mtarchives/005498.shtml
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                                                                      • mardigras
                                                                        Bon temps!
                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 14194

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by bringer
                                                                        jerk
                                                                        I said it first, so JINX!
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                                                                        • Halcyon
                                                                          Spread The Pink!
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 8609

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                          While you're watching Bush cabinet sing, don't forget Colin Powell's rousing version of YMCA

                                                                          If that can't be linked it came from http://commonsensewonder.com/mtarchives/005498.shtml
                                                                          Oh, man...I forgot about that.
                                                                          Do you ever wake up and wonder fi you are in Bizzaro world?!
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                                                                          • mardigras
                                                                            Bon temps!
                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 14194

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                                            Oh, man...I forgot about that.
                                                                            Do you ever wake up and wonder fi you are in Bizzaro world?!
                                                                            I think that was the most surreal moment of the 1st Bush administration

                                                                            2nd place would be Ari Fleischer saying people need to watch what they're saying in response to the Bill Maher controversy...
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                                                                            • Halcyon
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Shok
                                                                              for the evening crew...
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