85% of all statistics are made up.
I'm so full of shit my breath smells like peanuts and my eyes are brown. I'm so full of shit if you stabbed me you'd be covered in shit. Be sure you wear your boots when you read my posts/threads...the shit is deep. I'm so full of shit that I don't have to take a shit, it just becomes a part of me. I'm so full of shit that when someone says, "I stepped in shit" it usually means they kicked me. I'm so full of shit as I get older I just turn white and get dried out instead of aging. Ladies don't tell me to leave their houses, they wash me away with a hose. My bicycle seat is a pooper scooper.
I hate being full of shit.
