God damn idiot that I haven't spoken with in 4 years calls me tonight. It's not a guy that I particularly like, I guess that after not calling for 4 years, he would have understood the hint.
But no, he calls me like we where out for beers yesterday.
He was boring.
I saw him coming.
He was calling to pitch me Quixtar A.K.A. Amway.
Why oh why do they call people who don't like them out of the blue like that? Why they call their functions "family reunions"? I'm not his family, the people going there certainly are not my family. So how is it a fucking family reunion?
His answer was "uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
I hung up and made note of his number so if he calls again, I'll either not answer or fuck with his mind.
/rant