So I am here quietly reading GFY in the dark even though it is 11:30am because my girlfriend is asleep when I hear loud yelling from outside my front door. Wierd. As I walk towards my front door, the voice of a preacher blares out about Jesus this and Jesus that!
I said to myself, "Fuck. Did someone find out I operate my online porn coming from my condo?"
I look out the window to see some NASCAR Dad dressed in autoshop pinstripes sporting a bushy moustache with the obligatory baseball cap and Oakley sunglesses. "What the fuck?" Over to the right I see a Nevada Power pickup truck. "Shit. It's the meter reader!"
"And Jesus dieeeeed for you and your sinssss!"
I open the door and yell out, "My girlfriend is trying to sleep! Do you want me to get in trouble?!? Jesus didn't go around waking people up."
NASCAR Dad turns then walks from my right to my left without acknowledging me. The slams the truck door and pops it in reverse.
Red State motherfucker!
I said to myself, "Fuck. Did someone find out I operate my online porn coming from my condo?"
I look out the window to see some NASCAR Dad dressed in autoshop pinstripes sporting a bushy moustache with the obligatory baseball cap and Oakley sunglesses. "What the fuck?" Over to the right I see a Nevada Power pickup truck. "Shit. It's the meter reader!"
"And Jesus dieeeeed for you and your sinssss!"
I open the door and yell out, "My girlfriend is trying to sleep! Do you want me to get in trouble?!? Jesus didn't go around waking people up."
NASCAR Dad turns then walks from my right to my left without acknowledging me. The slams the truck door and pops it in reverse.
Red State motherfucker!
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