Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz

unable to give details to THE craziest wildest (most illegal) thing i ever did due to the statute of limitations not yet having expired... but,

1:pierced my own labret

2:pierced my own dick

3:got branded

4:fell out of a moving truck bed going about 45 mph when i was drunk

5:caused MUCH havoc in my hometown when i was a teen by messing with cops and setting bonfires in the middle of intersections, and leaving post it notes on thier cars to antagonize them. and shot some fireworks at them to get them to chase us.

6:broke into some dudes house and hog tied him with duct tape cause he was abusive to his stripper gf and wouldnt let her leave the house (she wanted to end it & move out of state, but he literally held her hostage, lol)

7:took a stun gun to a guy who ripped off a family member for a very large amount of a controlled substance, and took him out into the woods then threw his car keys in the river. (this was before deciding to go to school for criminology, lol)

8:had sex in a dj booth while being in the middle of announcing the next girl to the stage.

9:then tag teamed a female customer with one of my bouncers in the dj booth while her husband sat cluelessly in the couchroom getting dances (didnt know she was married til afterwards)

10:hung out with a guy who had murdered his stepfather that very day... and ran around with him in his dead stepdads truck, only to find out that i had left my cd's for work in the truck, and that he fled to texas the next day with my cd's.... (didnt know he murdered his stepdad until a week later when i seen it on the news)

fuck it, im tired of typing, but you get the point, lol.