How Many GFY'ers Does It Take To Screw In A Lighbulb?

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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    How Many GFY'ers Does It Take To Screw In A Lighbulb?

    i don't have the punchline, make one up. best one wins something from the GFY prize chest. i have no authority to award prizes from the GFY prize chest so don't use my name when you bug Lensman, Eric or Loryn about it.


    go!
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  • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 5162

    #2
    3..2..1..GFY

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    • sexeducation
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jun 2003
      • 7315

      #3
      just one over 5000 posts ...

      they stand on a chair and let the world revolve around them ; )

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      • hudson
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 2948

        #4
        3....one to do the screwing, one to watch and one to create 30 alter egos to bounce all those threads

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        • neverlearn
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 2085

          #5
          none...eventually five to five hundred of juicy's sheep will polish his ass bright enough that everyone will go blind
          DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
          Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
          Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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          • reynold
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 51271

            #6
            can't think of any right now.

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            • NickPapageorgio
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 8323

              #7
              ...depends on whether or not it's a pay per twist program.

              (rimshot)

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              • Sambo
                So Fucking Banned
                • Mar 2004
                • 1187

                #8
                Just 1

                Juicy will screw anything......

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                • plyndrty
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1477

                  #9
                  Taking a guess at the total IQ rating of GFY... It just might take all of us
                  Free Porno You Porn Fuck

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                  • newbreed
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 9898

                    #10
                    I don't know, but how in the World will you fit them inside of it?

                    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                    • Tala
                      Fucked if I know
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 23368

                      #11
                      2, but how do they get in there?

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                      • Rob
                        I'm a great bowler.
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 13310

                        #12
                        1 to hold it and 500 to let him know that they'd "Hit it".

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                        • Tala
                          Fucked if I know
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 23368

                          #13
                          None, but give it long enough and someone will make a smilie for it.

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                          • Rob
                            I'm a great bowler.
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 13310

                            #14
                            Actually, with all this political spinning going on, that fucker should just screw itself right in!

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                            • Tala
                              Fucked if I know
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 23368

                              #15
                              2. One to screw it in and the other to photoshop a juicy head on it.

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                              • Tala
                                Fucked if I know
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 23368

                                #16
                                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                Actually, with all this political spinning going on, that fucker should just screw itself right in!

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                                • skyechase
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 510

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                  1 to hold it and 500 to let him know that they'd "Hit it".
                                  lol


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                                  • Manowar
                                    jellyfish  
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 71528

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Tala
                                    2. One to screw it in and the other to photoshop a juicy head on it.

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                                    • KMR Stitch
                                      I am cool
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 14494

                                      #19
                                      1 to screw it in

                                      and 500 others trying to figure out how to smoke it.

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                                      • Rob
                                        I'm a great bowler.
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 13310

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                        1 to screw it in

                                        and 500 others trying to figure out how to smoke it.
                                        Or better yet, trying to figure out how to make a bong out of it.

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                                        • WickedVenus
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 3877

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by hudson
                                          3....one to do the screwing, one to watch and one to create 30 alter egos to bounce all those threads


                                          too true
                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                          • WickedVenus
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 3877

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                            1 to hold it and 500 to let him know that they'd "Hit it".

                                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                            • johnbosh
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 8965

                                              #23
                                              nting, the 1.000.000 th poster wins an free mechanic with light bulb

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                                              • Jace
                                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 35562

                                                #24
                                                1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
                                                14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
                                                7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
                                                1 to move it to the Lighting section
                                                2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
                                                7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
                                                5 to flame the spell checkers
                                                3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
                                                6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
                                                2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
                                                15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
                                                19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
                                                11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
                                                36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
                                                7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
                                                4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
                                                3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
                                                13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
                                                5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
                                                4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
                                                13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
                                                1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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                                                • Rob
                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 13310

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                  2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

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                                                  • codymc12
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 719

                                                    #26
                                                    Just one. But after that person does, they'll post a pic of it and ask:

                                                    Hot or not?

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                                                    • xenophobic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 874

                                                      #27
                                                      30, 1 to screw it in, 29 to post timeline pics.

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                                                      • tranza
                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 57559

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                                        ...depends on whether or not it's a pay per twist program.

                                                        (rimshot)


                                                        Nice one!
                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                        • Peter Romero
                                                          Long time no happy ending
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 10618

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                          1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
                                                          14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
                                                          7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
                                                          1 to move it to the Lighting section
                                                          2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
                                                          7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
                                                          5 to flame the spell checkers
                                                          3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
                                                          6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
                                                          2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
                                                          15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
                                                          19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
                                                          11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
                                                          36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
                                                          7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
                                                          4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
                                                          3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
                                                          13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
                                                          5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
                                                          4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
                                                          13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
                                                          1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
                                                          Fucker... you copied that from last year!


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                                                          • mardigras
                                                            Bon temps!
                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 14194

                                                            #30
                                                            It would never get changed. Sure many would give good reasons to change it but would be too busy arguing with 12Clicks
                                                            .

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                                                            • Jace
                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 35562

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                                              Fucker... you copied that from last year!
                                                              haha, actually copied it from a forum humour site

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                                                              • Nanda
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 5310

                                                                #32


                                                                takes all of them...
                                                                My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                • Sarma
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 715

                                                                  #33
                                                                  none! - let the bitch cook in the dark
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