Six years of Army with three in the Asia and living in Austin....did lots of crazy shit.
Hauled defective missles in Chinook helicopters, ran a mechanized infantry squad and blew up a lot of shit, surfed on a fallen tree in a typhoon, played baseball in the operations section on the midnight shift using emergency power lights as spotlights and jumping over desks and chairs to catch the ball.
Worked as bouncer at a lesbian bar, flew a hot-air balloon to 10,000 ft solo, body surfed the Perdenales River in a flood, partying at the Armadillo World Headquarters, deep sea fishing off the Grand Banks, mountain climbing and camping in the San Juans, attended the original Woodstock Festival, baked bread in MLK's Freedom Village on the Washington Mall, climbed to the top of the Capitol's rotunda, and more.....I had way too much fun...
