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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    I'm about to get naked and jump into my bed...

    With a butt naked hot-ass blonde that I plan to marry! Oh, did I mention that she was going to fuck my brains out and suck the skin off my abnormally large penis?

    For those of you sleeping alone tonight; get some astroglide! It's the next best thing to a girlfriend!!! Live long and prosper.
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682
      #2
      id take the astroglide over a hooker anyday.

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        • brizzad
          holla
          • Jul 2003
          • 11769
          #3
          icq me i sale short highonacid nude celebrity footage

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            • 2HousePlague
              CURATOR
              • Jul 2004
              • 14572
              #4
              This thread is meaningless without pictures.


              j-
              tada!

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                • Rob
                  I'm a great bowler.
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 13310
                  #5
                  Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                  This thread is meaningless without pictures.


                  j-
                  I'm sorry. Here's one of my folks when they were hiking in Montana.

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                    • GiantGnome
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4344
                      #6
                      Izzy is a blonde?
                      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                        • 2HousePlague
                          CURATOR
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 14572
                          #7
                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                          I'm sorry. Here's one of my folks when they were hiking in Montana.


                          Mmmmmmm, faux cheetah skin. Niiiiiice.
                          tada!

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                            • Alex From San Diego
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2001
                              • 1642
                              #8
                              Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                              With a butt naked hot-ass blonde that I plan to marry! Oh, did I mention that she was going to fuck my brains out and suck the skin off my abnormally large penis?

                              For those of you sleeping alone tonight; get some astroglide! It's the next best thing to a girlfriend!!! Live long and prosper.
                              You might have the astroglide for jerking off right now but that is about the only thing you have in your bed
                              We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle

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                                • Alex From San Diego
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 1642
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                  This thread is meaningless without pictures.


                                  j-
                                  The only pictures there would be, is him jerking his pud....lol

                                  Who wants to see that?
                                  We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle

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                                    • BitterPen
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 1926
                                      #10
                                      Have fun! Did you get that Case of Viagra I sent to you? It will really help with that problem we talked about last week.

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                                        • reynold
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                          id take the astroglide over a hooker anyday.
                                          Nah, it's still hookers for me.

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