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  • seeric
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    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #1

    I'm deep frying a TURTLE tomorrow! ((((pics))))

    he's a goner




    fuck turkeys. thats a pilgrim thing.

    turtles are easier to catch and they are all over the place here in florida.

    how do ya cook these fuckers?

    chasing turtles around is for people who aren't lazy musician webmasters.

  • Dirty F
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    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #2
    Im Dutch. I have no clue what youre talking about.
    Are you gonna eat a turtle?

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    • Fucksakes
      Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
      • Dec 2003
      • 7567

      #3
      sadly when i was young, I dragged one behind my dirtbike and than threw him on the camp fire, its the sickess smell ever. don't ever.

      yeah I know that was pretty fucking cruel.

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      • Dirty F
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2001
        • 59204

        #4
        Can you imagine what that animal went through.

        Fuck, you should be punched in the face for that!

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        • Juicy D. Links
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          • Apr 2001
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          #5

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          • Fucksakes
            Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
            • Dec 2003
            • 7567

            #6
            Originally posted by Franck
            Can you imagine what that animal went through.
            ok here goes.. happy!

            fuck dude I was like 16, thats 14 years ago. and the turtle was nearly dead when we found him.

            I could name 100's of other animals cruely killed that you buy every day.

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            • Chio The Pirate
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              • Oct 2002
              • 946

              #7
              Originally posted by Franck
              Im Dutch. I have no clue what youre talking about.
              Are you gonna eat a turtle?
              ik weit dat neit, en je bent gek!

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              • Dirty F
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                • Jul 2001
                • 59204

                #8
                Originally posted by Fucksakes
                ok here goes.. happy!

                fuck dude I was like 16, thats 14 years ago. and the turtle was nearly dead when we found him.

                I could name 100's of other animals cruely killed that you buy every day.
                I didnt do that shit when i was 16. No excuse.

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                • Dirty F
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 59204

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                  ik weit dat neit, en je bent gek!
                  Ik weet dat niet.

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                  • seeric
                    ..........
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 41917

                    #10
                    do they sell shake and bake turtle seasoning at the supermarket?

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                    • blazi
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 4321

                      #11
                      I wouldn't advice eating a turtle to anyone!!

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                      • Fucksakes
                        Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 7567

                        #12
                        and I come from the country, hunt moose, bear, deer, birds, fish, killing a turtle didnt seem cruel to me at the time.

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                        • Chio The Pirate
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                          • Oct 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Franck
                          Ik weet dat niet.

                          Je ook?

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                          • Libertine
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                            • May 2002
                            • 17860

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fucksakes
                            ok here goes.. happy!

                            fuck dude I was like 16, thats 14 years ago. and the turtle was nearly dead when we found him.

                            I could name 100's of other animals cruely killed that you buy every day.
                            It was 14 years ago, and you are still trying to find excuses for it?

                            Just accept that you did something really fucked up, instead of trying to find excuses.
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                            • Fucksakes
                              Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 7567

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Franck
                              I didnt do that shit when i was 16. No excuse.
                              I guess you were a perfect little boy right and still are.

                              I was a very bad kid, at lease I can admit it.

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                              • fuzebox
                                making it rain
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 22353

                                #16
                                Nooooooo turtles are our friends!

                                Here's mine:

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                                • seeric
                                  ..........
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917

                                  #17
                                  should i kill it first or have him do the greg luganis dive into the boiling pot like a lobster does?

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                                  • Makingcoin
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 8919

                                    #18
                                    I want to eat Turtle.

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                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 30307

                                      #19
                                      Nice, look at that snapper;)

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                                      • Juicy D. Links
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                                        • Apr 2001
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                                        #20

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                                        • Juicy D. Links
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                                          • Apr 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                          should i kill it first or have him do the greg luganis dive into the boiling pot like a lobster does?

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                                          • seeric
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                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 41917

                                            #22


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                                            • seeric
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                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23

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                                              • Penthouse Tony
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                                                #24
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                                                • Penthouse Tony
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                                                  #25
                                                  what color turtle is the best tasting?

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                                                  • seeric
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                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 41917

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Sagi_AFF

                                                    purple yo!

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                                                    • justsexxx
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                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 13723

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                      Je ook?
                                                      In godsnaam, waarom schuddebuik je zo? Zo erg goed was je grap niet. Ook aan je Nederlands kan je nog het een en ander veranderen.

                                                      Zo ga dit maar eens omzetten en dan weer "terug"vertalen. Toedeloe

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                                                      • Penthouse Tony
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • Axzar
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 1837

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                          he's a goner




                                                          Great pic.. what did you do to make it so mad to give you that killer pose?

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                                                          • Sebastian Sands
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                                                            • Mar 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by justsexxx
                                                            In godsnaam, waarom schuddebuik je zo? Zo erg goed was je grap niet. Ook aan je Nederlands kan je nog het een en ander veranderen.

                                                            Zo ga dit maar eens omzetten en dan weer "terug"vertalen. Toedeloe

                                                            Andre
                                                            Hahahaha, great. let's see who can translate this one, funny to see. Especially those who complain to others about their English. Let's see how this one turns out.. lol

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                                                            • reed_4
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                                                              • Jul 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                              turtles are easier to catch and they are all over the place here in florida.

                                                              how do ya cook these fuckers?
                                                              Remove the shell and put some vinegar then eat them alive.

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                                                              • BV
                                                                wtf
                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                • 10914

                                                                #32
                                                                I've eaten softshell & alligator turtle. Cut in strips and deep fryed and in a stew over rice.

                                                                I've also known some old black dudes to eat gopher turtles when I was younger. They are endagered now. So are alligator turtes. I think it's still ok to eat softshell turtles though.

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                                                                • pocketkangaroo
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                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                  • 8452

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                                  sadly when i was young, I dragged one behind my dirtbike and than threw him on the camp fire, its the sickess smell ever. don't ever.

                                                                  yeah I know that was pretty fucking cruel.
                                                                  Remind me not to live next to you. I don't want to see them dragging bodies out of the freezer one day.

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                                                                  • seeric
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                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 41917

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Axzar
                                                                    Great pic.. what did you do to make it so mad to give you that killer pose?

                                                                    i went to google images and got really mad while i was typing to look for turtles and there he was, lunch.

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                                                                    • graphicspimp
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                                                                      • Feb 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                                      sadly when i was young, I dragged one behind my dirtbike and than threw him on the camp fire, its the sickess smell ever. don't ever.

                                                                      yeah I know that was pretty fucking cruel.

                                                                      that is a terrible thing to do to a living creature

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                                                                      • seeric
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                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 41917

                                                                        #36
                                                                        nickerban oof dan flicker je nog zo? ook ga damnit dis dootchie waarom terug godsnaam!

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                                                                        • 3M TA3
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 2972

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                          he's a goner




                                                                          fuck turkeys. thats a pilgrim thing.

                                                                          turtles are easier to catch and they are all over the place here in florida.

                                                                          how do ya cook these fuckers?

                                                                          chasing turtles around is for people who aren't lazy musician webmasters.

                                                                          However you cook it, make sure it's very slow, they don't like to cook fast at all

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                                                                          • NY_TIM
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            u turtle killer you
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                                                                            • PixeLs
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              I heard the eggs are also delicious and nutritious as well.

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                                                                              • DeanCapture
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by A1R3K



                                                                                That's a bad-ass picture for sure
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                                                                                • Sosa
                                                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 40149

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  jesus, just eat a turkey

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                                                                                  • seeric
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                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 41917

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                                                                    That's a bad-ass picture for sure


                                                                                    google images. right click properties for website.

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                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 122992

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      does it taste like chicken?

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                                                                                      • Donny
                                                                                        As you wish...
                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                        • 13754

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Here's a recipe for turtle soup:

                                                                                        http://www.zatarain.com/recipes/reci...up/Turtle_Soup

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                                                                                        • chodadog
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                                                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                                                          and I come from the country, hunt moose, bear, deer, birds, fish, killing a turtle didnt seem cruel to me at the time.
                                                                                          It's not the fact that you killed a turtle that was cruel. It's the way in which you killed it. I never did that kind of shit when i was 16. I don't personally know anyone that did.
                                                                                          26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                                          • seeric
                                                                                            ..........
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 41917

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            it taste like mud probably.

                                                                                            plehhhhhh

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                                                                                            • BV
                                                                                              wtf
                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                              • 10914

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                              does it taste like chicken?
                                                                                              More like beef tenderloin, very tasty red meat

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                                                                                              • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                                • 122992

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                does it have a penis yo?

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                                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BV
                                                                                                  More like beef tenderloin, very tasty red meat
                                                                                                  yum yum my mouth is watering

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                                                                                                  • The Captain
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                                                                                                    • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    hahaha great idea dont let anyone talk you out of it.....;)
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