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Haven't you heard?
Avian bird flu is our latest approach to getting the borders opened up again to the cattle industry.
If we can't ship our beef south of the border, our southbound snowbirds plan to litter bird flu-infected used Kleenex tissues all up and down I-75 (and a few secondary highways) in protest.
We stay innoculated with large doses of Molsons.
Buy a Powerball ticket. You got better odds of hittin' the jackpot than catchin` the bird flu from a Canuck.
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