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Originally Posted by Deepai
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see what you started?
great post, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
There's a randomizer for Mr. T too:
- Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
- A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the hand of Mr.T is a deadly weapon in 17 states.
- Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time.
- Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
- Mr. T survived a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris. He was the first and only one to do so.
- If you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Mr. T, there would only be two hits: Mr. T hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.
- When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Mr. T.
jibba jabba motherfuckers!
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