Originally Posted by Vin Diesel

Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.


Vin Diesel can divide by zero.


Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.


In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.