The fucking taxi's here suck. I left the hotel about 3am... grabbed a cab that was out front.
So I tell buddy where I need to go... about a 15 minute drive without traffic. The fucking guy has now bloody clue where he is going. He is asking me for fucking directions. I'm like dude, I'm paying you for a service you should fucking know. I say you don't take your car to an auto mechanic and tell him how to fix your car do you? He says no... and I'm like ... well I don't tell you how to drive.
I'm tired, got a nice buzz going and the last thing I want to do is help this guy get me to my destination. I tried being nice... gave him the directions I knew.. 101 to 405, etc... he still couldn't figure it out. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
So I had to stay alert and fucking tell him every damn turn.
