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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 21078
    #1

    Fat motherfuckers driving up airline cost

    A recent study states that fat people are adding more weight to the planes and thus creating more fuel cost.

    Hmmm....how can they be so sure? Is it also possible that more people go to the gym and bulk up. Muscles weigh more than fat and chicks who used to weigh 105 are bulking up to 125 through kick boxing and high protien diets.
    Are taller people flying these days...they generally weigh more than average because of their height. Six-foot-six at 200lbs is still a skinny MoFo.


    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fit_fat_fliers
    Good luck.



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    • detoxed
      vip member
      • Jan 2003
      • 17798
      #2
      How can they be so sure? Go to the airport. I guarantee its not full of big musclebound guys. Its full of fatasses.

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        • detoxed
          vip member
          • Jan 2003
          • 17798
          #3
          Originally posted by blackmonsters
          A recent study states that fat people are adding more weight to the planes and thus creating more fuel cost.

          Hmmm....how can they be so sure? Is it also possible that more people go to the gym and bulk up. Muscles weigh more than fat and chicks who used to weigh 105 are bulking up to 125 through kick boxing and high protien diets.
          Are taller people flying these days...they generally weigh more than average because of their height. Six-foot-six at 200lbs is still a skinny MoFo.


          http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fit_fat_fliers
          Yes and there are not a ton of 6'6 people.

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            • Gynecologist
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2004
              • 2184
              #4
              Originally posted by blackmonsters
              A recent study states that fat people are adding more weight to the planes and thus creating more fuel cost.

              Hmmm....how can they be so sure? Is it also possible that more people go to the gym and bulk up. Muscles weigh more than fat and chicks who used to weigh 105 are bulking up to 125 through kick boxing and high protien diets.
              Are taller people flying these days...they generally weigh more than average because of their height. Six-foot-six at 200lbs is still a skinny MoFo.


              http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fit_fat_fliers

              If they start charging by the pound then it will cost the average webmaster double to fly to shows.

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                • Webmaster_Logic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1886
                  #5
                  Originally posted by detoxed
                  How can they be so sure? Go to the airport. I guarantee its not full of big musclebound guys. Its full of fatasses.
                  Hey now you just ragged on 85% of the board twiggie

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                    • blackmonsters
                      Making PHP work
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 21078
                      #6
                      Originally posted by detoxed
                      How can they be so sure? Go to the airport. I guarantee its not full of big musclebound guys. Its full of fatasses.
                      Good luck.



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                        • fr33s3x
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 5064
                          #7

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                            • directfiesta
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 30199
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Gynecologist
                              If they start charging by the pound then it will cost the average webmaster double to fly to shows.
                              if not triple ....
                              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                • blackmonsters
                                  Making PHP work
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 21078
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Gynecologist
                                  If they start charging by the pound then it will cost the average webmaster double to fly to shows.
                                  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
                                  Good luck.



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                                    • CET
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 2754
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                      A recent study states that fat people are adding more weight to the planes and thus creating more fuel cost.

                                      Hmmm....how can they be so sure? Is it also possible that more people go to the gym and bulk up. Muscles weigh more than fat and chicks who used to weigh 105 are bulking up to 125 through kick boxing and high protien diets.
                                      Are taller people flying these days...they generally weigh more than average because of their height. Six-foot-six at 200lbs is still a skinny MoFo.


                                      http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fit_fat_fliers
                                      I'm 6'1" and once I lean out I'll weigh about 190, and I am certainly not a skinny MoFo; I'm a fairly muscular MoFo.
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                                        • CET
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 2754
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by detoxed
                                          How can they be so sure? Go to the airport. I guarantee its not full of big musclebound guys. Its full of fatasses.
                                          God damn it, truth hurts!
                                          Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts!

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                                          "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

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                                            • Xenophage
                                              Registered User
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 12122
                                              #12
                                              hand in air

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                                                • erehwon
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 3759
                                                  #13
                                                  You would never catch me dead on a Southwest flight again, but I have to hand it to them forgoing on political correctness and charging the fatasses for another seat if they can't fit in the first one.
                                                  Money NEVER $leep$...

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                                                    • fris
                                                      I have to go potty
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 55824
                                                      #14
                                                      headless has to buy 3 tickets to fit on a plane
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                                                        • media
                                                          Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 9853
                                                          #15
                                                          If they made it per lb fare, I would pay about 1/3 of what most pay.. lol
                                                          I'm here for the violence!

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                                                            • Jer
                                                              God is Brazilian
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 10601
                                                              #16
                                                              I'm the ideal passenger for the airlines. I'm sexy and skinny.

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                                                                • Jace
                                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 35562
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Gynecologist
                                                                  If they start charging by the pound then it will cost the average webmaster double to fly to shows.

                                                                  HA!

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