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I'm going to propose to the woman I love, I need your advice!

11-04-2004, 06:34 AM

She is a huge hockey fan and I was thinking about doing it at a hockey game but as we all know....THERE IS NO FUCKING HOCKEY SEASON THIS YEAR! Thanks, assholes!

Here is my second idea on how to propose. I am going to go to my local sherrif's office and hire 2 police officers to stage a pullover. I'll tell them what road I'll be travelling down at what time so they can pull me over. I'm going to have them fake an arrest and mention some bullshit charges. Then they're going to go up to her and say, "We're going to take him to jail unless you marry him" and then present the ring.

What do you think? Good idea?

Please give me some suggestions because I have already ordered the ring so I just need a clever way to present it. I'm not going to settle for just dinner and a simple, "Will you marry me?". I want to go all out.
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11-04-2004, 06:35 AM

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11-04-2004, 06:35 AM

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Here is my second idea on how to propose. I am going to go to my local sherrif's office and hire 2 police officers to stage a pullover. I'll tell them what road I'll be travelling down at what time so they can pull me over. I'm going to have them fake an arrest and mention some bullshit charges. Then they're going to go up to her and say, "We're going to take him to jail unless you marry him" and then present the ring.

What do you think? Good idea?

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11-04-2004, 06:36 AM

Oh btw, that police thingie is a VERY good idea!

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11-04-2004, 06:36 AM

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11-04-2004, 06:36 AM

I like it! (police arrest)
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11-04-2004, 06:36 AM

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11-04-2004, 06:37 AM

Seriously, settle with a movie theatre owners, go with her to a romantic film and when the film is over....ah well, I lack imagination today, but you got the basic idea.

At least she will accept it then

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11-04-2004, 06:38 AM

Thats a funny way of asking her to marry you. Fuck if I had cops telling me to say yes or goto jail I'd marry you.

But I see where you are going with it...

If you live in or near the Pasco area of Florida I can maybe help with the Cops...

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11-04-2004, 06:40 AM

hire a fat guy to run on the field during a pro football game that you and her are at with will you marry me on the front and her name on his ass

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11-04-2004, 06:40 AM

nice idea
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11-04-2004, 06:41 AM

Threaten to kick her in the pussy if she doesn't.
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11-04-2004, 06:42 AM

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Threaten to kick her in the pussy if she doesn't.

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11-04-2004, 06:43 AM

Kill yourself and leave a suicide note.

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11-04-2004, 06:43 AM

I would do something more romantic then that. My idea would be to go to one of the quaint little expensive restaurants we have down here in charleston and see about renting it out for the night maybe or something along those lines. That or rent out an entire movie theatre. Could also get a private dinner curise which would be nice too.
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11-04-2004, 06:44 AM

Write a note and have your friend give it to her.

Ask her to either check the "yes" box or the "no" box

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11-04-2004, 06:45 AM

Hire a bunch of escorts to come over and propose for you---

If she says no, you can still get blowed by the whores....
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11-04-2004, 06:46 AM

Don't women want to be proposed to in a public place .... showing that you care for her enough to emarrass yourself?
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11-04-2004, 06:47 AM

get her favorite hockey team to her house and tall her it's your wedding present.
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11-04-2004, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by plyndrty
Thats a funny way of asking her to marry you. Fuck if I had cops telling me to say yes or goto jail I'd marry you.

But I see where you are going with it...

If you live in or near the Pasco area of Florida I can maybe help with the Cops...

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11-04-2004, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
She is a huge hockey fan and I was thinking about doing it at a hockey game but as we all know....THERE IS NO FUCKING HOCKEY SEASON THIS YEAR! Thanks, assholes!

Here is my second idea on how to propose. I am going to go to my local sherrif's office and hire 2 police officers to stage a pullover. I'll tell them what road I'll be travelling down at what time so they can pull me over. I'm going to have them fake an arrest and mention some bullshit charges. Then they're going to go up to her and say, "We're going to take him to jail unless you marry him" and then present the ring.

What do you think? Good idea?

Please give me some suggestions because I have already ordered the ring so I just need a clever way to present it. I'm not going to settle for just dinner and a simple, "Will you marry me?". I want to go all out.

hahah i've had that second idea for ages... i plan to use it on my next ex-wife someday!

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11-04-2004, 06:51 AM

I could swear I saw your proposal idea on some television show a couple of years ago because it sounds familiar.

I'd agree with the person who mentioned the public place -- take her out to a really crowded place on a simple / random date, bust out the hidden microphone, jump on a bandstand and make your proposal. The endorphine rush she'll get from all those eyes on her will leave a lasting impression.

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11-04-2004, 06:51 AM

Whatever you do, do not put the ring in anything where she might accidentally eat it!!!
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11-04-2004, 06:51 AM

I just left this on her car.
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11-04-2004, 06:52 AM

What ever floats your boat I guess. Those seem a bit tacky too me.

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11-04-2004, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Hillsborough County.

Oh SHIT... There are alot of Mofo's from Florida here...

If you ever decide e-mail me and I will make a call. I can't promise any thing but he has done favors in the past.

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11-04-2004, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
I just left this on her car.

you make sure to write the prenup with disappearing reappearing ink on that and have her sign it?

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11-04-2004, 06:54 AM

listen to rinaldo, he knows what he's talking about- propose to her publicly so that she knows that you don't care about what anyone around you thinks, you just want to make it known to the world that you love this woman.
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11-04-2004, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by Platinum Mona
listen to rinaldo, he knows what he's talking about- propose to her publicly so that she knows that you don't care about what anyone around you thinks, you just want to make it known to the world that you love this woman.

---yeah, remember that clip of the guy at the basketball game earlier this year?
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11-04-2004, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by evelknievel
---yeah, remember that clip of the guy at the basketball game earlier this year?

The classic OWNED proposal...how could anyone forget!

plyndrty, I will definetly look you up when the time comes and I appreciate it.
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11-04-2004, 07:50 AM

Holy shit, GFY is hauling ass today!
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11-04-2004, 08:22 AM

Awww... come man, be romantic. Women like that. Or at least that's what my mom says.

Take her away for the weekend, rent a small cabin somewhere on a lake or in the woods... fly her to an island... take her back to where you had your first date... but DONT do the police thing.

There are a million ways to ask her, search for it online you will find lots of great ideas. But try to be romantic about it, this is huge for many women.
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11-04-2004, 08:23 AM

Don't do it.

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11-04-2004, 08:23 AM

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11-04-2004, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Platinum Mona
listen to rinaldo, he knows what he's talking about- propose to her publicly so that she knows that you don't care about what anyone around you thinks, you just want to make it known to the world that you love this woman.

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11-04-2004, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Seriously, settle with a movie theatre owners, go with her to a romantic film and when the film is over....ah well, I lack imagination today, but you got the basic idea.

At least she will accept it then

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11-04-2004, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by plyndrty
Thats a funny way of asking her to marry you. Fuck if I had cops telling me to say yes or goto jail I'd marry you.

But I see where you are going with it...

If you live in or near the Pasco area of Florida I can maybe help with the Cops...

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Your down in Pasco County? I lived down that way not to long ago.

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11-04-2004, 09:00 AM

Take her to the backyard and tell her that you two will do some yard work, and then have one of those small airplanes fly by with a banner saying " Will you Marry me, [her name]?" Not a bad idea, just trying to help out.

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11-04-2004, 09:01 AM

just make sure you give her the $60 upfront before asking

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11-04-2004, 09:04 AM

Check out this link it has about 61-70 ways of proposing.

http://scripts.lovingyou.com/mdb/sea...al&pg=6&rec=10

Hey, does she like the Tampa Bay Lightning. I had season tickets to their games last year. Woo Hoo. Damn I love those guys.

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11-04-2004, 09:36 AM

Get her drunk first if you want her to say yes
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11-04-2004, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by skyechase
Check out this link it has about 61-70 ways of proposing.

http://scripts.lovingyou.com/mdb/sea...al&pg=6&rec=10

Hey, does she like the Tampa Bay Lightning. I had season tickets to their games last year. Woo Hoo. Damn I love those guys.

Does she love the Tampa Bay Lightning? She worships those guys! We went to the movies while back and Brad Richards sat next to us. I didn't know who he was until she pointed it out. I felt like such a chump.
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11-04-2004, 10:06 AM

how about you just ask her when your alone with her...do make it public....you will put her on the spot and that is the worst thing you can do....
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11-04-2004, 10:07 AM

I have fucked this up twice. And guess what they both said yes. Don't sweat it so much. She is not expected to do shit but show up so WTF is there to plan. Just do slightly more then show up.
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11-04-2004, 10:26 AM

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11-04-2004, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
She is a huge hockey fan and I was thinking about doing it at a hockey game but as we all know....THERE IS NO FUCKING HOCKEY SEASON THIS YEAR! Thanks, assholes!

Here is my second idea on how to propose. I am going to go to my local sherrif's office and hire 2 police officers to stage a pullover. I'll tell them what road I'll be travelling down at what time so they can pull me over. I'm going to have them fake an arrest and mention some bullshit charges. Then they're going to go up to her and say, "We're going to take him to jail unless you marry him" and then present the ring.

What do you think? Good idea?

Please give me some suggestions because I have already ordered the ring so I just need a clever way to present it. I'm not going to settle for just dinner and a simple, "Will you marry me?". I want to go all out.

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11-04-2004, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
She is a huge hockey fan and I was thinking about doing it at a hockey game but as we all know....THERE IS NO FUCKING HOCKEY SEASON THIS YEAR! Thanks, assholes!

Here is my second idea on how to propose. I am going to go to my local sherrif's office and hire 2 police officers to stage a pullover. I'll tell them what road I'll be travelling down at what time so they can pull me over. I'm going to have them fake an arrest and mention some bullshit charges. Then they're going to go up to her and say, "We're going to take him to jail unless you marry him" and then present the ring.

What do you think? Good idea?

Please give me some suggestions because I have already ordered the ring so I just need a clever way to present it. I'm not going to settle for just dinner and a simple, "Will you marry me?". I want to go all out.

Sounds like a lawsuit in the making. Any officer who does this is asking to lose his job.
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11-04-2004, 10:46 AM

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11-04-2004, 10:47 AM

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Sounds like a lawsuit in the making. Any officer who does this is asking to lose his job.

Not at all! I'm sure you can hire them to do this and it will not be a problem what-so-ever! If you explain to them what it is for then I don't see why they would have a problem.

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11-04-2004, 11:01 AM

Here is my second idea on how to propose. I am going to go to my local sherrif's office and hire 2 police officers to stage a pullover. I'll tell them what road I'll be travelling down at what time so they can pull me over. I'm going to have them fake an arrest and mention some bullshit charges. Then they're going to go up to her and say, "We're going to take him to jail unless you marry him" and then present the ring.

What do you think? Good idea?

I think that's a really great idea...creative...She must have a good sense of humour!

The fact of the matter is that your really going out of your way to put some deep thought into it. Regardless of what you decide to go ahead and do...I think she'll be very flattered at all of your thoughtfullness!!! and that means a lot to a lady!

I have to agree with some of the other people about doing it in a public place...Ladies like that!

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