50 girls you've only known online
meeting a girl you've only known online
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Meeting someone from online is a HUGE wild card. You could meet the person of your dreams, or a complete fool (or worse).
My main piece of advice: Plan for a FAST date. Give yourself an easy way out, and make it clear before the date that you have to be somewhere else, even if it's not true.
The worst thing is to want to leave a date but be stuck there for hours.Comment
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The chicks I met were freaks,junkies or had way too much baggage..I gave up and stuck to meeting the freaks in the barsComment
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Originally posted by KRL
She was the last one off the plane and was literally the size of a fucking whale. The kind that has to buy 2 seats on the plane to fit.
She didn't see me right away and I started to think what the fuck do I do now. Here I'm expecting a two week fuck fest and fun with a sexy Aussie that sounded like Olivia Newton John on the phone and I got Mama Cass Elliot instead.
but holy shit she had the foulest smelling tuna pussy I've ever experienced. It was the first time I ever fucked a heavy girl and I figured ahead this isn't going to be a bed of roses, but after a few drinks I was just closing my eyes, hoping for the best and thinking of the girl in the pics.
I nearly puked when I got down there and couldn't even put my face in it, so I made up an excuse that I had a stomach ache. The stink was so strong I couldn't even get it off my body. It was like getting skunked.
OMG haha I've never laughed this hard in a long time! Tears came running down
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OMG you should have seen me driving back home that night from the hotel. I must have said WTF did she have down there a hundred times to myself laughing hysterically.Originally posted by Vitasoy
OMG haha I've never laughed this hard in a long time! Tears came running down
I got out of my car and raced right into the shower and it was still on me. I finally soaked a towel with water and chlorox bleach and rubbed it all over my crotch.
Even my dog walked up to take a whiff and then made a face with his teeth and walked away.
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I met her on a rave-related forum back in 2000. We had a ton of things in common and we met a few months later in person. Hit it off straight from the first date (3 days after I had been dumped by someone else, no less).Originally posted by bangman
Shit, I didn't know there were that many success stories.
Where did you guys meet the girl (internet-wise)?
like an AFF-esque site or what?
She scored on the rebound ;)
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holyshit that was funny!Originally posted by KRL
She gave me some memorable BJ's, but holy shit she had the foulest smelling tuna pussy I've ever experienced.
I nearly puked when I got down there and couldn't even put my face in it, so I made up an excuse that I had a stomach ache. The stink was so strong I couldn't even get it off my body. It was like getting skunked.
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Quiet! I thought I told you only in a public place! Now I'm gonna have to rethink this...geezzz the whole board knows now..
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BBS meets back in the day were always a surprising dork fest with a few strangely hot girls. Always baggage though it seemed.
Chatting up and fucking random girls through the AOL people search works. People put a lot more work in their AOL profiles than a lot of other things, the crazy ones do leave hints.
Craigslist here in LA is interesting.... but such a wildcard. If you're doing a casual encounter, you might have no choice but to invite her home. Hide the valuables. Don't invite someone over if you won't be able to make them leave.
Oh, and talk on the phone first. It's too weird if you go straight from text communication to verbal.Comment
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One extreme but possible scenario...she finds out you have bucks...or possibly alread knows it...she crys rape...files a law suit...or even worse...a criminal complaint along with a law suit...so yes it could be a disaster.Originally posted by quiet
let's say i'm thinking of inviting someone to hang out in Whistler for a couple of days. could be a disaster....When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!
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You are a great story teller, good one lol.Originally posted by KRL
I met a girl online from Australia. She looked cute in the pics she e-mailed me. We started talking on the phone everyday. E-mailing back and forth. She was an entrepreneur and successful. Made me laugh like crazy.
I invited her to fly here for two weeks.
Went to the airport with a queasy feeling in my tummy hoping she would look exactly like her pics.
She was the last one off the plane and was literally the size of a fucking whale. The kind that has to buy 2 seats on the plane to fit.
She didn't see me right away and I started to think what the fuck do I do now. Here I'm expecting a two week fuck fest and fun with a sexy Aussie that sounded like Olivia Newton John on the phone and I got Mama Cass Elliot instead.
I was seconds away from saying fuck this I'm outta here but then said fuck I can't leave some chick that flew all the way from Australia just stranded at the airport so I said damn I'll figure out how to deal with it later.
What really sucked was we had a blast for two weeks. We laughed and personality wise we were totally compatible. But the attraction just wasn't there obviously.
Turned out the pics she sent were from 15 years before when she was in college and perfectly skinny.
And yeh, her voice was sexy and she got me horny and we did fuck. She gave me some memorable BJ's, but holy shit she had the foulest smelling tuna pussy I've ever experienced. It was the first time I ever fucked a heavy girl and I figured ahead this isn't going to be a bed of roses, but after a few drinks I was just closing my eyes, hoping for the best and thinking of the girl in the pics.
I nearly puked when I got down there and couldn't even put my face in it, so I made up an excuse that I had a stomach ache. The stink was so strong I couldn't even get it off my body. It was like getting skunked.
Anyway it was really sad because except for the looks not being there it would have been a relationship. She apologized for faking me out and all, but said when she had her real pics up no one was responding.
That's my story Quiet. Good luck bro!
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Originally posted by Nicky
u 3 just show her your bank accounts and im sure she wont run away
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I feel for ya, KRL. My dad had the same thing happen to him. He was talking to this woman for many months and she wanted to meet him. She sent him pics of a pretty, petite little thing, swore to him that it was really her. So he finally agreed to her visiting for the Xmas/New Year's holiday.
She pulled up at his house, got out of the car and turned out to be this gigantic woman. He stayed in the house with her for the entire time, would not go anywhere. She wanted to go to the mall. He gave her directions and told her to go herself. lol
He swears he didn't have sex with her, though. He said they shared the same bed, but he told her to keep her hands to herself. We'll never know for sure. lol
She was so big, she broke his toilet seat.
God, he was so pissed about that! He flat out told her he wanted nothing to do with her because she lied about her pics (they, too, were 15 years old) and that she repulsed him. When the New Year holiday was over, she actually had the nerve to ask him if she could stay longer.
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I have met a few babes in person that I chatted with online. each time the deal was the same, out to dinner to talk and see where we connected, etc.
Only 1 of out the 10 didnt wind up in bed at the end of it all.
The one that didnt turned out she was married and wanted to split from her husband and kids and totally vanish where he couldnt find her again. I chatted with her, and sent her home at the end of it all... Im not getting involved there with all that knowingly.
You have to both have the same expectations set as to what this trip entails. Friends or friends + benefits. Choose wisely.Comment
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Originally posted by beergood
The two girls I've met from online were drop dead gorgeous and we chatted for a long time before meeting up. They both had boyfriends they were bored with. Keep your bitch off the Internet.
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met my fiancee online... been going together for 3 years now and still happy as the day we met.Comment
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Thanks, she was a nice gal otherwise and we did get along, but when you have this image in your mind for months pretty cute girl and then you see the real deal and get something else all together, it was such a huge letdown I just could get into any kind of attraction.Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
I feel for ya, KRL.
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Met my hubby online, little detail: he was in the US and I was literally on the other end of the continent. We met on an aw board.
We talked on the phone, webcams, emails, etc.
It was his first time down here and he hates flying, he came and stayed and we are happily married, he is the most gorgeous man I ever met and we are in love!
We are living down here and hope we get old together!
Right now we are working on our porn sites!
Go for it man!
Last edited by nikad; 11-04-2004, 07:12 AM.Comment
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I met my husband on the internet almost 11 years ago now
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Enjoy youself dude, meet in a public place and fix a way that you can recogmnise eachother. (have a backup plan in case shes a right pig!)
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Sometimes I find it hard to believe that people on this board don't meet girls/guys off the internet more often...I meet girls off Myspace blind all the time...after a while, you learn the "Oh shit, my buddy just called and I have to leave; no time to explain" excuse if they blatantly lied about something. Usually, IF they are honest and showed you recent pics, it will turn out better than expected...Comment
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I've been meeting girls from online...damn, over 10 years now. I've got horror stories and some really incredible relationships have come from it.
But like a lot of people here are saying, take this ONE thing to heart. No matter who she is, how amazing she is, how many custom pictures she's taken (she hasn't?) or anything else...meet her in person on a quick date, somewhere in the middle where you can both retreat if it's not right. You never know, it might not be right for her too?
Do yourself that favor...trust us all.Comment








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