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  • BlueFly
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 716

    #1

    Hot new business angle

    I don't have the balls to do this. That being said, here is my idea. Feel free to run with it.

    Religious people have more money than they know what to do with, and are easy to fool. (most of them)

    Here is the angle:

    I have been chosen by God to be the ambassador to St. Peter. I can assure anyone a pass into paradise regardless of past sins. As I don't want to just hand these out to anyone, I am selling a guaranteed spot in heaven for $500.

    What would people pay for piece of mind?

    This could also work in reverse...

    Have an enemy? For $1000 I can damn him to Hell.

    Market this on Ebay... Link to your own site.



    Anyone want to take this and run with it?
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  • Marcus Aurelius
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    you would probably be a rich man quickly, judging by the election results.

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    • xenigo
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 8067

      #3
      Yes, sounds like a great way to give them something of value. Much like the value our president provides the American people.

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        well ask youself do you believe in hell? or afarid of it/

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        • AdultNex
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 8985

          #5
          Selling "spots" in heaven...

          Quick way to end up in Hell.

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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            i don't believe in any form of hell, or conventional gods....i would do this...hahahaha

            just seems like the perfect idea to get back at jesus freaks for fucking with me in so many ways over the years

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            • Gynecologist
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2004
              • 2184

              #7
              I can promise anyone a spot in Heaven for $450 because I outsource the job to Inida.

              So you are already out of business buddy

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              • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 5162

                #8
                I sale Short Guaranteed Heaven

                Register Now For PimpinPays.com

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                • President
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 383

                  #9
                  I have the perfect domain to start this biz, anyone want to partner?



                  lietome.com

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                  • vivalaspam
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 283

                    #10
                    You sound like a televangelist.

                    They sell heaven all day long on t.v. for donations to their church. It's funny to see these guys show up in limos to their million dollar homes.

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                    • President
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 383

                      #11
                      oops


                      partner must have the merchant account!




                      site is up
                      Last edited by President; 11-03-2004, 02:27 PM.

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                      • President
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 383

                        #12
                        Originally posted by vivalaspam
                        You sound like a televangelist.

                        They sell heaven all day long on t.v. for donations to their church. It's funny to see these guys show up in limos to their million dollar homes.


                        dang I have telethons.com


                        maybe we really should try something like this
                        Last edited by President; 11-03-2004, 02:28 PM.

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                        • polish_aristocrat
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 40377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AdultNex
                          Selling "spots" in heaven...

                          Quick way to end up in Hell.
                          owned
                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                          • BlueFly
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 716

                            #14
                            I figure after a few people buy these slots and kill themselves to get there, My ass would be thrown in jail.

                            I wouldn't do this, but it would be a funny way to make money.

                            I am still searching for a way to make a christian porn site.
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                            • Scootermuze
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 4513

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BlueFly


                              This could also work in reverse...

                              Have an enemy? For $1000 I can damn him to Hell.

                              Gypsy fortune tellers have been doing this for years..

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                              • BruceM
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 4084

                                #16
                                Good one lol
                                SellHealth - Sell Herbal Sex Enhancers, HGH Releasers and more!
                                Skype: brucemorrey

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                                • BlueFly
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 716

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Gynecologist
                                  I can promise anyone a spot in Heaven for $450 because I outsource the job to Inida.

                                  So you are already out of business buddy
                                  Yeah, but then you end up in Hindu Heaven... Can't even get a good steak there! Mine is worth the extra 50 bucks.
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                                  • abyss_al
                                    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 15605

                                    #18
                                    if they can sell land on mars, you can sell spots in heaven too
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