Originally Posted by MrChips

i wanna go to the party- ahh please let me have a ticket - please - ive nothing better doing in my life I need to go to a playboy party - please - i need a ticket please let me win one - please - I need to go and see some tits - cos im a wanker and i cant get any - and even when i do they arent playboy girls and playboy girls are lovely and i need to see them and i need a ticket and please please my penis is all hard and my bellend is sore and i love playboy cos i love hugh and i need some ladies and i need to see some girls and ive got spots and i need some women in my life cos i cant get any and the party is the cool place to be