Keep in mind, I am 40 years old, never been to or even seen a swallow, but I decided it was high time I did...... besides if my dude (Kerry) doesn't win, then I got something new to bitch about. LOL
Ok..... for some damn stupid ass reason, EVERYTIME I call someone, go somewhere or do anything in relation to computers, there is ALWAYS ALWAYS some sort of malfunction. Their system freezes, is down, anything. And I am not talking once in awhile, I am talking 95% of the time and this isn't an exaggeration in the least. There is a lady in my bank that sees me coming and will start checking her computer, it is THAT damn bad.
True to form and keeping with the way things are supposed to go.... I walk into this little place where the people in there are at least 65-70 years old, there is only one guy in front of my husband and me, so I go ahead of my husband. he's horny so i offer to blow him - easy enough - he came in my mouth.
The people that were in there, remember? They are very old..... they said in the history of their doing this, they have NEVER EVER had anything like this happen. DUH!!!! I had never been there before til today. LMAO
BUT.......... I DID vote, thank god for dentures, they fixed it pretty quickly and I got to swallow, first time in my life I have ever swallowed, but I was hellbent on it this time.......
Kerry is gonna win because *I* swallowed today. LMAO
Ok..... for some damn stupid ass reason, EVERYTIME I call someone, go somewhere or do anything in relation to computers, there is ALWAYS ALWAYS some sort of malfunction. Their system freezes, is down, anything. And I am not talking once in awhile, I am talking 95% of the time and this isn't an exaggeration in the least. There is a lady in my bank that sees me coming and will start checking her computer, it is THAT damn bad.
True to form and keeping with the way things are supposed to go.... I walk into this little place where the people in there are at least 65-70 years old, there is only one guy in front of my husband and me, so I go ahead of my husband. he's horny so i offer to blow him - easy enough - he came in my mouth.
The people that were in there, remember? They are very old..... they said in the history of their doing this, they have NEVER EVER had anything like this happen. DUH!!!! I had never been there before til today. LMAO
BUT.......... I DID vote, thank god for dentures, they fixed it pretty quickly and I got to swallow, first time in my life I have ever swallowed, but I was hellbent on it this time.......
Kerry is gonna win because *I* swallowed today. LMAO
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