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Originally Posted by BradM
Seriously. Stop replying to my posts. You're a stalking closet homosexual and it is really fucking disturbing. I am going to warn you this last time and then it gets physical.
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I was at baddog's place the other day and I saw his plans to "have you."
He has the plan written (and drawn out) on two pieces of notebook paper. He has a diagram showing him invading you from behind (doggy style) and it looks like he intends to really hurt you. He has little notes here and there. One says that he intends to lick your ?behind? clean as a piece of polished silver. Another note reminds him to bite you on the neck while thrusting his stiff, giant manhood into your apprehensive sphincter.
If I were you, I wouldn?t worry too much. Baddog is clearly a senior citizen and is incapable of getting his ?thimble sized wang? hard. This means that the worst he can do is slap you around with his soft tiny wang. I guess that would be embarrassing more than it would be painful. It's not that hard to get over a bad case of embarrassment.