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Originally Posted by psili
I remember chopping veggies one night for dinner and the fucking knife went right for my finger. Right for it man. That knife gashed my finger without any warning at all.
I've since banned all knives in my house because they cut fingers.
Scary knives.
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If you have curtains in your kitchen then they're more likely to catch on fire than curtains that don't exist. I am hoping to get a bill passed by Congress outlawing all forms of curtains or curtain accessories in kitchens.