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  • adultchica
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2005
    • 5141
    #1

    I just got p3wnd !

    By my husband.

    He put me on "sex restriction" for looking at a porno and saying dude had a bigger cock than him

    FUCK!!!!!

    Why do men do shit like that? I thought only women did that. (FYI I don't do that and I think women who do suck)
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    • JuiceMonkey
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 3581
      #2
      I'm still here...
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        • Mike Okitch
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 4126
          #3
          We'll send Deuce Bigalow right over to fix the situation. What's your address?
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            • Noir
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2004
              • 449
              #4
              girls are odd/small/ tits, fat-thin sensitiver.

              most guys are the same way with their dick.

              go self esteem go! I for one do ok, and have no issues.

              wear a corset, then deny him sex. fuck i love corsets

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                • blazi
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 4321
                  #5
                  just for looking at porn? that's a heavy guideline haha, just try not to get caught next time LOL

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                    • divinity
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1041
                      #6
                      just remind him where his gets to go, usually makes me feel better
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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271
                          #7
                          Fuck, tll him that's injustice!

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                            • Adultnet
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 8713
                              #8
                              Originally posted by reynold
                              Fuck, tll him that's injustice!
                              yeah..


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                                • flirty
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 2840
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by adultchica
                                  By my husband.

                                  He put me on "sex restriction" for looking at a porno and saying dude had a bigger cock than him

                                  FUCK!!!!!

                                  Why do men do shit like that? I thought only women did that. (FYI I don't do that and I think women who do suck)
                                  hit him in the head

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                                    • Amnesic
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 1305
                                      #10
                                      Give your husband some pill url

                                      or somthing.. he should get a bigger penis

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                                        • Screaming
                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 18972
                                          #11
                                          Cheat on him.

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                                            • Maxy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 1858
                                              #12
                                              Tell him to jelq it
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                                                • ModelPerfect
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 2862
                                                  #13
                                                  Only women do that. You dude is a woman.
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                                                    • sickkittens
                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 25100
                                                      #14
                                                      Wouldn't that be him owning himself?

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                                                        • tranza
                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 57559
                                                          #15
                                                          He's gay.....
                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                            • Dalai lama
                                                              Strength and Honor
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 16540
                                                              #16
                                                              You can always make use of my manhood ;)

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                                                                • sickkittens
                                                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 25100
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by ModelPerfect
                                                                  Only women do that. You dude is a woman.
                                                                  If I did that, my gf would say "good".

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                                                                    • MadCat
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 696
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Put you on "sex restriction"?

                                                                      Consider yourself lucky. I'd assfuck you.

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                                                                        • Babagirls
                                                                          Text Writer
                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 18812
                                                                          #19
                                                                          mine did the same when he found the porn tape stopped on an interracial scene i was cumming to the lesbo scene right before it (its an orgy video). *sigh*




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                                                                            • who
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 19593
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Muahahaha he must be very insecure about the size of his cock.

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                                                                                • sickkittens
                                                                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 25100
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by who
                                                                                  Muahahaha he must be very insecure about the size of his cock.
                                                                                  Dude, you should be a psychologist. How'd you come up with that one?!?!

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                                                                                    • Manowar
                                                                                      jellyfish  
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 71528
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      owneddddddddd

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                                                                                        • Enderprise
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                          • 95
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Never disrespekt the penix or ull be 0wn3d!

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                                                                                            • jawanda
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 6040
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              You will be getting laid by tonight and probably watching lesbian porn with your husband.



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                                                                                                • who
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                  • 19593
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                                                                  Dude, you should be a psychologist. How'd you come up with that one?!?!
                                                                                                  you're damn right. I'm off to psycho school tomorrow.

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