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  • WickedVenus
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 3877
    #251


    wickedvenus
    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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      • psyko514
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        • Oct 2002
        • 22366
        #252
        Originally posted by WickedVenus


        wickedvenus
        haha... awesome

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          • WickedVenus
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 3877
            #253
            man im the only one posting lol and im about to go to bed

            wickedvenus
            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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              • WickedVenus
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 3877
                #254
                im going to take a break and ill be back.

                wickedvenus
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                  • WickedVenus
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 3877
                    #255
                    image didnt work
                    wickedvenus
                    Last edited by WickedVenus; 10-30-2004, 03:35 AM.
                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                      • WickedVenus
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 3877
                        #256


                        wickedvenus
                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                          • WickedVenus
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 3877
                            #257
                            well i need to go to bed!! good luck to whoever wins im to tired to post lol

                            wickedvenus
                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                              • DVTimes
                                xxx
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 31650
                                #258
                                uksweet


                                http://www.epiccash.com/
                                XXX

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                                  • WickedVenus
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 3877
                                    #259
                                    wickedvenus

                                    i couldnt sleep
                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                      • WickedVenus
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 3877
                                        #260
                                        still posting lol nothing else to do...

                                        wickedvenus
                                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                          • WickedVenus
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 3877
                                            #261
                                            im out of funny pictures, so ill just post words

                                            wickedvenus
                                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                              • WickedVenus
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 3877
                                                #262
                                                posting away.....

                                                wickedvenus
                                                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                  • WickedVenus
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 3877
                                                    #263
                                                    okies anyone else gonna post

                                                    wickedvenus
                                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                      • WickedVenus
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 3877
                                                        #264
                                                        still posting

                                                        wickedvenus
                                                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                          • WickedVenus
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 3877
                                                            #265
                                                            ok back to posting here for about a few more min!
                                                            wickedvenus
                                                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                              • WickedVenus
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 3877
                                                                #266
                                                                how come no one else wants a jersey? They must all be sleeping lol

                                                                wickedvenus
                                                                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                  • WickedVenus
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 3877
                                                                    #267
                                                                    hmmm quiet in here......



                                                                    wickedvenus
                                                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                      • WickedVenus
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 3877
                                                                        #268
                                                                        wow where in blue hell is everyone?

                                                                        wickedvenus
                                                                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                          • WickedVenus
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 3877
                                                                            #269
                                                                            wow not only have i managed to hotlink tons of images lol I also uped my post count

                                                                            wickedvenus
                                                                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                              • Basic_man
                                                                                Programming King Pin
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 27360
                                                                                #270
                                                                                300th post is comming !
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                                                                                  • WickedVenus
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 3877
                                                                                    #271
                                                                                    Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                                    300th post is comming !
                                                                                    wow lol still have 200 more after that

                                                                                    wickedvenus
                                                                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                                      • Wiggles
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                                        • 14423
                                                                                        #272
                                                                                        what # are we at now?
                                                                                        no sig

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                                                                                          • Basic_man
                                                                                            Programming King Pin
                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                            • 27360
                                                                                            #273
                                                                                            I want an epic cash jersey !
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                                                                                              • cool1
                                                                                                sex is good
                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                • 24939
                                                                                                #274
                                                                                                cool1 wants a jersey

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                                                                                                  • media
                                                                                                    Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                                    • 9853
                                                                                                    #275
                                                                                                    Woke up to piss.. Giving a good bump! Keep the posts coming!
                                                                                                    I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                                      • media
                                                                                                        Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                                                        • 9853
                                                                                                        #276
                                                                                                        bump
                                                                                                        I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                                          • Doctor T
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                                            • 334
                                                                                                            #277
                                                                                                            Another Bump

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                                                                                                              • Thugmaster
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                • 1033
                                                                                                                #278

                                                                                                                uncjordan3


                                                                                                                PussyCash pays $200 for ImLive signup

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                                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                    • 24939
                                                                                                                    #279
                                                                                                                    I thought this thread would have been finished by now

                                                                                                                    cool1

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                                                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                        • 24939
                                                                                                                        #280
                                                                                                                        I win.
                                                                                                                        cool1

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                                                                                                                          • media
                                                                                                                            Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                            • 9853
                                                                                                                            #281
                                                                                                                            you fuckers are just plain lazy!!! Get posting damnt!!!!
                                                                                                                            I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                                                              • cool1
                                                                                                                                sex is good
                                                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                • 24939
                                                                                                                                #282
                                                                                                                                Everyone must already have a epic cash jersey

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                                                                                                                                  • media
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                    • 9853
                                                                                                                                    #283
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                                    Everyone must already have a epic cash jersey
                                                                                                                                    No.. there are only 30 or so in existance... that includes the ones that we have not given away yet... These are $180 jerseys people high quality embroidery!!! Stop wasting time before I decide to just pick a person in this thread who posted the most!!
                                                                                                                                    I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                        • 24939
                                                                                                                                        #284
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by media
                                                                                                                                        No.. there are only 30 or so in existance... that includes the ones that we have not given away yet... These are $180 jerseys people high quality embroidery!!! Stop wasting time before I decide to just pick a person in this thread who posted the most!!
                                                                                                                                        Don't do that, I won't be able to win then.

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                                                                                                                                          • media
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 9853
                                                                                                                                            #285
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                                            Don't do that, I won't be able to win then.
                                                                                                                                            Then get your ass postin!!!! 10 pages is all this shit has to get to... Remember post your user id in every post you make!!
                                                                                                                                            I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                                                                              • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                • 51692
                                                                                                                                                #286
                                                                                                                                                Yo bums this thread is going down 2nite
                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                    • 24939
                                                                                                                                                    #287
                                                                                                                                                    Ok I wuill post a bit

                                                                                                                                                    cool1

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                                                                                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                        • 24939
                                                                                                                                                        #288
                                                                                                                                                        We can hope so

                                                                                                                                                        cool1

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                                                                                                                                                          • psyko514
                                                                                                                                                            See sig. Join Epic Cash.
                                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                            • 22366
                                                                                                                                                            #289
                                                                                                                                                            posting is fun.

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                                                                                                                                                              • karlm
                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                • 4194
                                                                                                                                                                #290
                                                                                                                                                                Epic cash

                                                                                                                                                                ID karl
                                                                                                                                                                ICQ 584665926

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                                                                                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                    • 24939
                                                                                                                                                                    #291
                                                                                                                                                                    Cool1

                                                                                                                                                                    That ep jersey are cool

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                                                                                                                                                                      • psyko514
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                        • 22366
                                                                                                                                                                        #292
                                                                                                                                                                        more posts.

                                                                                                                                                                        more posts.

                                                                                                                                                                        more posts.

                                                                                                                                                                        more posts.

                                                                                                                                                                        more posts.

                                                                                                                                                                        more posts.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                            • 51692
                                                                                                                                                                            #293
                                                                                                                                                                            drdre
                                                                                                                                                                            I won't get one cauz I'm going to sleep EARLY
                                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                                                              • psyko514
                                                                                                                                                                                See sig. Join Epic Cash.
                                                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                • 22366
                                                                                                                                                                                #294
                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                                                drdre
                                                                                                                                                                                I won't get one cauz I'm going to sleep EARLY
                                                                                                                                                                                early? it's not even 8 PM!

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 24939
                                                                                                                                                                                    #295
                                                                                                                                                                                    Time for some jokes to move this thread along

                                                                                                                                                                                    cool1

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                                                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 24939
                                                                                                                                                                                        #296
                                                                                                                                                                                        The Blonde and Her Melons

                                                                                                                                                                                        This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blond was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ''What are you carrying?'' She goes, ''Melons.'' The guy goes, ''Cool. if I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' The blonde giggles and goes, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.''

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • cool1
                                                                                                                                                                                            sex is good
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 24939
                                                                                                                                                                                            #297
                                                                                                                                                                                            Confessions Of Sodom

                                                                                                                                                                                            One Sunday, my priest asked if I could cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. I agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up.
                                                                                                                                                                                            "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery."

                                                                                                                                                                                            "Adultery, eh?" I said. "You sly devil. That'll be three hail mary's, plus five bucks."

                                                                                                                                                                                            "Thank you, Father." Another person came into the booth.

                                                                                                                                                                                            "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work."
                                                                                                                                                                                            "Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 hail mary's, plus fourteen bucks."
                                                                                                                                                                                            "Thank you, Father." This was easy, I thought. I can handle this. Another person came into the booth.
                                                                                                                                                                                            "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have commited the sin of butt-sex."
                                                                                                                                                                                            "Butt-sex, huh?" I looked at the list, but I didn't see butt-sex there. I excused myself to see if I could get some help. I found a choir boy hanging out on the steps of the church.
                                                                                                                                                                                            "Excuse me," I said. "What does Father Matthew give for buttsex?"
                                                                                                                                                                                            "Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers."

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • cool1
                                                                                                                                                                                                sex is good
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 24939
                                                                                                                                                                                                #298
                                                                                                                                                                                                The Love Dress

                                                                                                                                                                                                A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, ?What the hell are you doing??
                                                                                                                                                                                                ?I'm wearing my love dress,? responds the daughter-in-law, ?We haven't made love in a long time.?

                                                                                                                                                                                                So the mother-in-law says, ?Hm, maybe I should try that.?

                                                                                                                                                                                                She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, ?What the fuck are you doing??

                                                                                                                                                                                                ?I'm wearing my love dress,? says the wife.

                                                                                                                                                                                                ?Well,? responds the husband, ?it needs to be ironed.?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 24939
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #299
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Three Kicks

                                                                                                                                                                                                    A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer?s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
                                                                                                                                                                                                    The litigator responded, ?I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I?m going to retrieve it.?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The old farmer replied, ?This is my property, and you are not coming over here.?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The indignant lawyer said, ?I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don?t let me get that duck, I?ll sue you and take everything you own.?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The old farmer smiled and said, ?Apparently, you don?t know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The lawyer asked, ?What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule??

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The farmer replied, ?Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer?s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man?s nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer?s third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, ?Okay, you old coot! Now, it?s my turn!?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The old farmer smiled and said, ?No, I give up. You can have the duck!?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                                                                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 24939
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #300
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Cool1

                                                                                                                                                                                                        I keep forgetting to add the id

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