NEWS: MrIzzz has tongue sucked out at local club.

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  • RayVega
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4212

    #1

    NEWS: MrIzzz has tongue sucked out at local club.

    NEWS STORY:
    Witnesses said that MrIzzz was engaged in a monumental tongue wrestle with an unamed woman at a Long Island Club last night.

    The scene which took place right at the bar was so dramatic that several witnesses claim to have been worried about the safety of MrIzzz and parametics were almost called.

    "I thought he was unable to breath, it was frightening", said one anonymous witness, "We ran out to my car to get a crowbar from the trunk to help extract the vicious woman off of the poor man's tongue"

    MrIzzz was quoted during the episode saying "mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".

    Eventually the bartender threw cold water on the two and they ran off in separate directions, although they were spotted together in the parking lot minutes later.

    To the best of our knowledge both parties recovered fully from the incident.
    Ray "The Don" Vega

    Managing Director
    Private Equity Fund

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  • sixxxthsense
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 2419

    #2
    this story sucks!

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    • fatal attraction
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 6522

      #3
      Originally posted by sixxxthsense
      this story sucks!
      I thought it was cute.

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      • MrIzzz
        If u touch it, I will cum
        • Sep 2003
        • 22923

        #4
        dude how much did she tell you?



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        • Fake Nick
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2004
          • 7708

          #5

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          • RayVega
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 4212

            #6
            Originally posted by MrIzzz
            dude how much did she tell you?

            More than you'd like
            Ray "The Don" Vega

            Managing Director
            Private Equity Fund

            [email protected]

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            • MrIzzz
              If u touch it, I will cum
              • Sep 2003
              • 22923

              #7
              Originally posted by RayVega
              More than you'd like
              lmao

              hey, i'm a gentleman, i never kiss and tell



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              • tonitek7
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 582

                #8
                Yo Ray
                MOBBUCKS.COM
                Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in."
                "Never let anyone know what you are thinking"

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                • RayVega
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 4212

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                  dude how much did she tell you?

                  I've been ordered by two angry women to make it public knowledge that she told nothing. Mrs. Vega was the reporter on the story.
                  Ray "The Don" Vega

                  Managing Director
                  Private Equity Fund

                  [email protected]

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                  • MrIzzz
                    If u touch it, I will cum
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RayVega
                    I've been ordered by two angry women to make it public knowledge that she told nothing. Mrs. Vega was the reporter on the story.


                    dude, stop with the rumors of me and women, everyone here thinks i'm gay. lets keep it that way



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                    • MikeVega
                      **Porntrepreneur**
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 12788

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                      dude how much did she tell you?

                      toooo much .....


                      Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                      • MrIzzz
                        If u touch it, I will cum
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 22923

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mvega325
                        toooo much .....
                        you too?



                        oh boy, something about chicks in the military just does it for me



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                        • Fake Nick
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 7708

                          #13

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                          • MrIzzz
                            If u touch it, I will cum
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 22923

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fake Nick
                            did they use a crane to lift her up?


                            wow


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                            • Sosa
                              In Tushy Land
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 40149

                              #15

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                              • MikeVega
                                **Porntrepreneur**
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 12788

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                you too?



                                oh boy, something about chicks in the military just does it for me

                                It's the boots isn't it ....


                                Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                • NY_TIM
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 2975

                                  #17
                                  Ray, Tell your wife to stop making booty calls to me at 200am......
                                  ICQ 252838547

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                                  • MikeVega
                                    **Porntrepreneur**
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 12788

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by NY_TIM
                                    Ray, Tell your wife to stop making booty calls to me at 200am......
                                    why did your boyfriend get pissed ......


                                    Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                    • D-Money
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 9716

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RayVega
                                      NEWS STORY:
                                      Witnesses said that MrIzzz was engaged in a monumental tongue wrestle with an unamed woman at a Long Island Club last night.

                                      The scene which took place right at the bar was so dramatic that several witnesses claim to have been worried about the safety of MrIzzz and parametics were almost called.

                                      "I thought he was unable to breath, it was frightening", said one anonymous witness, "We ran out to my car to get a crowbar from the trunk to help extract the vicious woman off of the poor man's tongue"

                                      MrIzzz was quoted during the episode saying "mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".

                                      Eventually the bartender threw cold water on the two and they ran off in separate directions, although they were spotted together in the parking lot minutes later.

                                      To the best of our knowledge both parties recovered fully from the incident.
                                      OMFG!




                                      Classic post!
                                      Still Ballin'

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                                      • NY_TIM
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 2975

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mvega325
                                        why did your boyfriend get pissed ......
                                        No, but she calls 30 min earlier, it would have been ugly up in NY_TIM bachelor pad
                                        ICQ 252838547

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                                        • MiaVega
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 240

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by NY_TIM
                                          Ray, Tell your wife to stop making booty calls to me at 200am......
                                          Who was the guy that answered your phone...and referred to you as honeybunny?

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                                          • MikeVega
                                            **Porntrepreneur**
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 12788

                                            #22
                                            well it's a good thing izzz left or you would have had big problems


                                            Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                            • NY_TIM
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 2975

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mvega325
                                              well it's a good thing izzz left or you would have had big problems
                                              ICQ 252838547

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                                              • AnalProbe
                                                pain in the Ass
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 3727

                                                #24
                                                http://dontdip.tamu.edu/cancers/patch_photo_lg7%20(qs).jpg

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                                                • MikeVega
                                                  **Porntrepreneur**
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 12788

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AnalProbe
                                                  http://dontdip.tamu.edu/cancers/patch_photo_lg7%20(qs).jpg
                                                  nice


                                                  Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                                  • NY_TIM
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 2975

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MiaVega
                                                    Who was the guy that answered your phone...and referred to you as honeybunny?
                                                    I
                                                    ICQ 252838547

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                                                    • Fake Nick
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 7708

                                                      #27

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                                                      • MrIzzz
                                                        If u touch it, I will cum
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 22923

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by D-Money
                                                        OMFG!




                                                        Classic post!
                                                        this isnt helping my reputation as a kind huggable nice guy


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                                                        • NY_TIM
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 2975

                                                          #29
                                                          I gotta go rub one out before I go out. I'll be back in like 45 seconds....
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                                                          • NY_TIM
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 2975

                                                            #30
                                                            wow, I'm good.......
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                                                            • RayVega
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 4212

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by NY_TIM
                                                              wow, I'm good.......
                                                              Why you decided to do that in this thread is beyond me. I hope the mental image of MrIzzz's Tongue didn't get you worked up.
                                                              Ray "The Don" Vega

                                                              Managing Director
                                                              Private Equity Fund

                                                              [email protected]

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                                                              • GiantGnome
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 4344

                                                                #32
                                                                "mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".


                                                                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                                                • NY_TIM
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 2975

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                  Why you decided to do that in this thread is beyond me. I hope the mental image of MrIzzz's Tongue didn't get you worked up.
                                                                  ssshhhhhhh
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                                                                  • Project-Shadow
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                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 7340

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                                                    Dayum.. you'd think being a very rich webmaster you could spell one right?

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                                                                    • juicylinks
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Izzy blew a load in my car

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                                                                      • RayVega
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                        • 4212

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                        Izzy blew a load in my car
                                                                        Nice!
                                                                        Ray "The Don" Vega

                                                                        Managing Director
                                                                        Private Equity Fund

                                                                        [email protected]

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                                                                        • Thurbs
                                                                          The Thrilla in Manila
                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                          • 4785

                                                                          #37
                                                                          hahahaha.

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                                                                          • Fake Nick
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 7708

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Project-Shadow
                                                                            Dayum.. you'd think being a very rich webmaster you could spell one right?

                                                                            enlighten me please ! I see no spelling mistakes

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                                                                            • MiaVega
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                              • 240

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                              Izzy blew a load in my car
                                                                              ....... we forgot to upload those pics! There was some funny faces made from both parties.

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