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Old 11-07-2005, 11:10 PM  
aico
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
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You're so fat that when a girl lets you get on top, it's considered assisted suicide.

You're so fat that when God said let there be light he told you to move over a bit.

You are so fat that when you fall, you rock yourself asleep trying to get up!
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