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  • sexeducation
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2003
    • 7315

    #1

    I have to pass a drug test - How long does pot stay in your system?

    A couple months ago - I smoked a joint with the boys.
    Will that show up in a drug test this Monday?
  • Repetitive Monkey
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 3505

    #2
    Originally posted by sexeducation
    A couple months ago - I smoked a joint with little boys.
    Will that show up in a drug test this Monday?
    Say what?

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    • sexeducation
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jun 2003
      • 7315

      #3
      And about a week ago a friend gave me one of his "Percosets" (?) he said was a pain killer for a very sore neck and headache I had. Will that show up?

      I have to drive 12 hours - to take the test.
      I don't want to fail - if you know what I mean.

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      • sexeducation
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jun 2003
        • 7315

        #4
        Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
        Say what?
        Cute ...
        you know what I mean.

        seriously ...
        someone on here must know the answer.

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        • Repetitive Monkey
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 3505

          #5
          Originally posted by sexeducation
          And about a week ago a friend gave me one of his "Percosets" (?) he said was a pain killer for a very sore neck and headache I had. Will that show up?

          I have to drive 12 hours - to take the test.
          I don't want to fail - if you know what I mean.
          The pedo metabolism is largely unknown, so you wouldn't be able to get the answer you seek.

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          • kenny
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 7245

            #6
            All depends on how much body fat you have.

            After a couple months it should be clear.

            It can stay in your body for three months if you are a big guy and smoke it every day.

            If you have a high metabolism it may only take 2-3 weeks.

            They say 30 days is average
            7

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            • SilverTab
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2001
              • 5060

              #7


              in case you're serious...it might show up..pot stays in your system for a while...just grab some miracle juice at 40$ a bottle at your local weedshop(where they sell bongs/pipes shit like that)...forgot what the exact name was but they'll know what you want...

              worked for me...
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              • sexeducation
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jun 2003
                • 7315

                #8
                Originally posted by kenny
                All depends on how much body fat you have.

                After a couple months it should be clear.

                It can stay in your body for three months if you are a big guy and smoke it every day.

                If you have a high metabolism it may only take 2-3 weeks.

                They say 30 days is average
                I'm definitely not fat.
                I have twice the biceps I had when I flipped burgers.

                Yes I have a VERY high metabolism - I think.
                I sweat like crazy at work (the tough days) and I can eat anything I please with no weight gain.

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                • sexeducation
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 7315

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SilverTab


                  in case you're serious...it might show up..pot stays in your system for a while...just grab some miracle juice at 40$ a bottle at your local weedshop(where they sell bongs/pipes shit like that)...forgot what the exact name was but they'll know what you want...

                  worked for me...
                  Miracle juice - never heard of it.

                  It's either that or I should go get a Canadian Medical prescription - lol.

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                  • SilverTab
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 5060

                    #10


                    http://www.passthedrugtest.com

                    that's the stuff....really works..(for urine tests at least)
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                    but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                    • Holly
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10017

                      #11
                      It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).
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                      • BradM
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3397

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Holly
                        It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).
                        This is true, I did the same thing for my army application. I smoked the week before, and with this I passed it no problem.

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                        • sexeducation
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 7315

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Holly
                          It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).
                          I did that one this morning after first discovering I needed a drug test. So I must be safe. ; )

                          To cure your drug issue ...
                          take the hardons and cum shots off your homepage as we both know how that will affect the sales of less creative Webmaster - AND YOU JUST WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD THEM ... ; )

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                          • quiet
                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 25115

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Holly
                            It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).
                            solid advice. i had to take a test back when i was in university, for a summer job. did the above (except only 3 cc's) and worked like a charm.

                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                            • bangman
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 5283

                              #15
                              If the last time you smoked was months ago, it is highly unlikely you will get a hot UT.
                              You are talking about a Urine Test, right?
                              - David Hall
                              ICQ: 312744199

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                              • sexeducation
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 7315

                                #16
                                Originally posted by bangman
                                If the last time you smoked was months ago, it is highly unlikely you will get a hot UT.
                                You are talking about a Urine Test, right?
                                Yes - thats what they said - a urine test.
                                I'm on a great crew that gets work everywhere - because we are.
                                I work with a great bunch of boys - yes boys as I am 40 and they're 32, 26 and 28.

                                None of us do drugs.

                                Shoot ...it's alcohol and drug test.

                                How long for booze to get out of your system?

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                                • Mefo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 6169

                                  #17
                                  It's the same as alcohol, so after a day or 2 they won't find anything of it anymore in your urine only in your blood...

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                                  • sexeducation
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 7315

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mefo
                                    It's the same as alcohol, so after a day or 2 they won't find anything of it anymore in your urine only in your blood...
                                    I'll just tell them I am afraid of needles if they ask that.
                                    I'm looking forward to passing this thing.

                                    Don't know why.

                                    I'm an advocater of legalizing pot in Canada.
                                    It shouldn't be decriminlized here - IT SHOULD BE LEGAL.

                                    And in one sentence I can explain why.

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                                    • sexeducation
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 7315

                                      #19
                                      OMG ...


                                      I just found a joint in my tackel box ....

                                      oh boy do I feel like smoking it ...

                                      yes or no?

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                                      • SureFire
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 4398

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Holly
                                        It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).
                                        solid advice

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