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1. had a headache on monday
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It could have been a stroke.
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2. tuesday i was in a hurry and put my laptop into the bag while it was in standby mode ( thank god only the batterie was empty and there was no further damage when i noticed it)
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You could have dropped the laptop.
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3.on thursday i was in a fastfood restaurant and an old lady sitting on the table next to ours collapsed and had to be taken away by the ambulance.
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It could have been your mother.
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4.on friday i got so wasted (after 1 and a half year of not drinking any alcohol) that i lost my jacket, got vodka into my eyes, and my shoes look like i was playing football in the mud now.
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You could have lost your wallet and woken up next to the ugliest woman you'd ever seen.
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5.today i was on my way home on the autobahn and about 1mile before i had to exit it there was a huge crash and i had to stand and wait for about 1 hour.
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It could have been you in the crash.
I'd say you were pretty lucky this week
