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  • DomBuyer
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 2595

    #1

    What would be the best time to rob Taboo's home?

    Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep.

    I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style.

    Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard.

    The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions.

    Either way, it will be done, and done good.
  • DomBuyer
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    • Sep 2002
    • 2595

    #2
    I guess nobody thought this was funny.

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    • skillfull
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      • Apr 2003
      • 4716

      #3
      ive found it very funny ;)
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      • FunForOne
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        • Nov 2003
        • 8704

        #4
        What happens if the guys house is now broken into.


        We got you on record planning it.


        Only if you have my luck would this be a problem

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        • Taboo
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 3700

          #5
          Originally posted by DomBuyer
          Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep.

          I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style.

          Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard.

          The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions.

          Either way, it will be done, and done good.


















          j/k, but you have planned it all out. scary...

          you have to catch me during the 4 hours I'm asleep. But you better do it now because when I start on Provigil next year, you're going to be out of luck.

          fyi, if you drive by my house and fart, I'll get a text message on my mobile plus your pic is archived.

          but what's this blog empire you speak of?

          is this because I own DomBuyer.com? I told you I was going to give it to you as a peace offering. LOL.

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          • Taboo
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 3700

            #6
            Originally posted by FunForOne
            What happens if the guys house is now broken into.


            We got you on record planning it.


            Only if you have my luck would this be a problem

            true. note to self: never plan a crime online.

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            • FunForOne
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 8704

              #7
              Originally posted by Taboo
              true. note to self: never plan a crime online.


              I'll never make that mistake again

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              • brand0n
                been very busy
                • Nov 2002
                • 26983

                #8
                granted taboo has some nice propertys, but honestly. if we are going domain snatching, lets get webfather.
                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                • Nicky
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30071

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DomBuyer
                  Problem is, he's always online, doesn't seem to sleep.

                  I figure the only way I can steal his blog empire idea is to short out his pc via remote van, maybe have it done punk'd style.

                  Then he has to actually load up the pc, drive his tan Dodge Breeze the forty miles to civilization from rural Alabama, and BAM, we hit his house hard.

                  The other possibility is that his whois records use a P.O. Box, so he has to make at least a trip a day to drive the forty miles to civilization in his tan Dodge Breeze to pick up his very important mail, such as pitches from Network Solutions.

                  Either way, it will be done, and done good.

                  gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                  • mkx
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                    • Nov 2003
                    • 4001

                    #10

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                    • DomBuyer
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 2595

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FunForOne
                      I'll never make that mistake again
                      So true. Now if someone does actually rob him, the cuffs will be on me in no time.

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                      • KRL
                        Entrepreneur
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 31429

                        #12
                        Originally posted by brand0n
                        granted taboo has some nice propertys, but honestly. if we are going domain snatching, lets get webfather.
                        Sorry buy you'll have to get past me and my crew to do anything to hurt webfather. I'll protect Rick's piggybank with my life.



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                        • brand0n
                          been very busy
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26983

                          #13
                          Originally posted by KRL
                          Sorry buy you'll have to get past me and my crew to do anything to hurt webfather. I'll protect Rick's piggybank with my life.



                          hey, you are just the guy i was wanting to talk 2

                          any news?
                          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                          • KRL
                            Entrepreneur
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 31429

                            #14
                            Originally posted by brand0n
                            hey, you are just the guy i was wanting to talk 2

                            any news?
                            Yes, hired more people and tasking one to develop "the master plan".
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                            • DomBuyer
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                              • Sep 2002
                              • 2595

                              #15
                              Originally posted by KRL
                              Sorry buy you'll have to get past me and my crew to do anything to hurt webfather. I'll protect Rick's piggybank with my life.



                              Nice to have good friends.

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                              • TheFrog
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                                • Jan 2004
                                • 4095

                                #16

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                                • brand0n
                                  been very busy
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 26983

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by KRL
                                  Yes, hired more people and tasking one to develop "the master plan".
                                  I like the sounds of that. Keep me in the loop as things go bro. See you in vegas?
                                  want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                  • dcortez
                                    DINO CORTEZâ„¢
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 2145

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by FunForOne
                                    What happens if the guys house is now broken into.


                                    We got you on record planning it.


                                    Only if you have my luck would this be a problem
                                    NOW, this thread is funny!



                                    -Dino

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                                    • DomBuyer
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 2595

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Taboo


                                      is this because I own DomBuyer.com? I told you I was going to give it to you as a peace offering. LOL.
                                      I get emails all the time meant for you. I've made many thousands off of them--keep it comin'



                                      edit: many hundreds
                                      Last edited by DomBuyer; 12-07-2004, 08:59 AM.

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                                      • Rebecca Love
                                        Skinemax BQueen
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 2145

                                        #20
                                        wait for a 30 minute lag in between his post, then you know he passed out. now, you only have a small window of oppurtunity because his computer addiction will start kicking in and he will wake up from the shakes running to the screen, unless he passed out on the computer. before he wakes up, just a little frying pan to the the head works for me. doink!

                                        I also want a 15% refferal fee......lol


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                                        Rebecca Love
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                                        • Taboo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 3700

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Rebecca Love
                                          wait for a 30 minute lag in between his post, then you know he passed out. now, you only have a small window of oppurtunity because his computer addiction will start kicking in and he will wake up from the shakes running to the screen, unless he passed out on the computer. before he wakes up, just a little frying pan to the the head works for me. doink!

                                          I also want a 15% refferal fee......lol
                                          you all are so crazy.

                                          One day I'm going to post that I'm going on vacation just to see who drops by my house. LOL. I even work online when I'm on my exercise bike every morning.

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                                          • DomBuyer
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                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 2595

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Taboo
                                            I even work online when I'm on my exercise bike every morning.
                                            That is sadness in a bottle right there

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                                            • Taboo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 3700

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DomBuyer
                                              I get emails all the time meant for you. I've made many thousands off of them--keep it comin'



                                              edit: many hundreds
                                              when you're ready for the transfer, let me know. I'm tired of getting all your email.

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                                              • Taboo
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 3700

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DomBuyer
                                                That is sadness in a bottle right there
                                                yeah, that's one way to look at it. I used to watch TV or read, but decided to be productive and it really helps the time pass by quickly.

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                                                • Bama
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                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 2727

                                                  #25
                                                  For someone that's online 20 hours/day then you can't wait until they go to sleep so you'll have to try and lure them outside and away from their computer.

                                                  If he's in the south then try this approach.

                                                  Have someone stand outside his house and yell something like

                                                  Wow! Look at the size of those antlers on that deer!

                                                  Boobs aren't the only "rack" a southern man appreciates looking at.

                                                  Then - 20 or so feet away from the door - have an ice cold bud waiting and when he walks up to it he'll see another one 30- 40 feet away and so on and so on.....

                                                  While this is all happening - you sneak in through the back!

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                                                  • Taboo
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 3700

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Bama
                                                    For someone that's online 20 hours/day then you can't wait until they go to sleep so you'll have to try and lure them outside and away from their computer.

                                                    If he's in the south then try this approach.

                                                    Have someone stand outside his house and yell something like

                                                    Wow! Look at the size of those antlers on that deer!

                                                    Boobs aren't the only "rack" a southern man appreciates looking at.

                                                    Then - 20 or so feet away from the door - have an ice cold bud waiting and when he walks up to it he'll see another one 30- 40 feet away and so on and so on.....

                                                    While this is all happening - you sneak in through the back!



                                                    buncha crazy people online today. LOL.

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                                                    • KRL
                                                      Entrepreneur
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 31429

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Taboo


                                                      buncha crazy people online today. LOL.
                                                      Taboo have we met before?
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                                                      • paxton
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                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 1156

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DomBuyer
                                                        I guess nobody thought this was funny.



                                                        Ahhhh..... DomBuyer that was funny! I just didn't see this thread.

                                                        The Provigil comeback was pretty humorous also.
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                                                        • Taboo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 3700

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by KRL
                                                          Taboo have we met before?
                                                          Hmmm... perhaps but probably not, so I'll just say "Not yet!". I wanted to go to Rick's domain summit / traffic conference but AVM said he wanted to kick my ass, so I stayed home (to watch the domaindrops).

                                                          edit: why do you ask?
                                                          Last edited by Taboo; 12-07-2004, 10:55 AM.

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                                                          • AVM
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                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 1890

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Taboo
                                                            e but AVM said he wanted to kick my ass, so I stayed home (to watch the domaindrops).

                                                            edit: why do you ask?
                                                            I was kidding, just FYI.

                                                            You come to the one next year...I'll buy you a drink, then kick your ass.

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                                                            • Taboo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 3700

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AVM
                                                              I was kidding, just FYI.

                                                              You come to the one next year...I'll buy you a drink, then kick your ass.


                                                              kick my ass FIRST, then buy me a drink. much more fun that way.

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                                                              • KRL
                                                                Entrepreneur
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 31429

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Taboo
                                                                Hmmm... perhaps but probably not, so I'll just say "Not yet!". I wanted to go to Rick's domain summit / traffic conference but AVM said he wanted to kick my ass, so I stayed home (to watch the domaindrops).

                                                                edit: why do you ask?
                                                                Just curious.
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                                                                from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION!

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                                                                • sean416
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 3633

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bama
                                                                  For someone that's online 20 hours/day then you can't wait until they go to sleep so you'll have to try and lure them outside and away from their computer.

                                                                  If he's in the south then try this approach.

                                                                  Have someone stand outside his house and yell something like

                                                                  Wow! Look at the size of those antlers on that deer!

                                                                  Boobs aren't the only "rack" a southern man appreciates looking at.

                                                                  Then - 20 or so feet away from the door - have an ice cold bud waiting and when he walks up to it he'll see another one 30- 40 feet away and so on and so on.....

                                                                  While this is all happening - you sneak in through the back!


                                                                  ServerProvider.com

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                                                                  • Hinc
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                                                                    • Oct 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    LOL

                                                                    Pretty funny shit
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                                                                    • Taboo
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Hinc
                                                                      LOL

                                                                      Pretty funny shit
                                                                      yeah.. so funny, he's made me paranoid.

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                                                                      • Taboo
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                        • 3700

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I heard a noise outside my house... is that you DomBuyer?




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                                                                        • Manowar
                                                                          jellyfish  
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 71528

                                                                          #37
                                                                          taboo is an inspiration

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                                                                          • Screaming
                                                                            I can change this!!!!!
                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                            • 18972

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Lol, dombuyer, Latona, brand0n and krl have formed a pack

                                                                            You are in for it.

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                                                                            • Taboo
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                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 3700

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                              taboo is an inspiration
                                                                              I hate the interweb, I can never tell if people are being sarcastic or nice. wait it's GFY, so should I assume sarcasm? Please use smileys next time. LOL.

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                                                                              • MerlinK
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                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 453

                                                                                #40
                                                                                hehe, nice old thread.
                                                                                I buy domain names - if you're selling a .com with traffic, please ICQ me 313-846-394

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                                                                                • Taboo
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                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 3700

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by MerlinK
                                                                                  hehe, nice old thread.
                                                                                  old but current, cause he's still lurking outside. LOL. I think he's watching me blog. trying to figure out my secrets...

                                                                                  hey, DomBuyer I put a little shoutout to you on http://DomainNews.com and linked back to this thread. j/k.

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                                                                                  • JFK
                                                                                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                    • 67373

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by DomBuyer
                                                                                    I guess nobody thought this was funny.

                                                                                    its a real knee slapper, a fabulous rib tickler

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                                                                                    • Taboo
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 3700

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by JFK
                                                                                      its a real knee slapper, a fabulous rib tickler
                                                                                      But it's sure funny now!

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                                                                                      • J-$
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                                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                                        • 2090

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        great now I get to rob Taboo's house and have the authorities pin it to DomBuyer! Even better!

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                                                                                        • Taboo
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 3700

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by J-$
                                                                                          great now I get to rob Taboo's house and have the authorities pin it to DomBuyer! Even better!
                                                                                          now the next guy's going to see that and pin it on "both" of you.

                                                                                          best time to rob me is when you haven't seen any recent posts on http://DomainNews.com, then you know I'm asleep or on vacation.

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