NEW PROMO STUFF for Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA OMG that stuff is classic.

Juicy, you need to have the fleshlight folks come out with some gay promos. I know lots o fags that might be interested in pushing these if they had some creatives and a gay oriented page that focused on the ass version to push traffic to.

can i get a discount through you juicy?

Done it was in the works already

btw evrything is 2257 compliant in the promo materials section

Hit me on ICQ bro

fucking a gfy moves 2 fast

have you used it yourself?????

yeah 5 or so years ago i bought one

so does it feel better than your hand? what's the difference?

These are all samples of custom stuff we make for evry affiliate

yeah it does , check out what customers say about em here

http://fleshlight.com/forums/

"I bought a supertight wonderwave (STWW) lady in mocha color. So far, I?ve used it four times and had four very excellent cums. I?m talking draining, emptying, completely exhausting cums. Cums like you?ve not had since those college days.

With the STWW, I especially love the attention it pays to my penis head. With hand jobs I notice I love to rub the front bulbous part of my cock head as I?m about to cum. The UTWW does a fantastic job of that, the softest, most insistent, velvety, smooth feeling you?ve ever had. All that, and also it pays attention to every inch of your shaft. Its a very smooth enveloping feeling that I?ve never experienced making love to even the tightest pussy.

"Ok i went into the UT lady, changing positions. I had a pillow wrapped around it and a merry widow around the pillow. put in socks for tits. WOW!!!! I couldn't take it riding me so i sat up and nutted in it indian style. This is when it gets crazy. i pull it off and fall right asleep. I wake up a half hour later still indian style. OMG i was like wow! this is a good product, i recommend the UT inserts when you wanna really hit tha spot"

"I have to tell you... today my package came in from UPS... it was held up for two days.... but it arrived today just like the web tracker on ups said it would...... I was very much like a little boy again... opening it up and seeing the inserts.... but to my dismay i had to hold off till just now to really use them...... Ok.. Now believe me.. i haven?t been with a women in 9 months... and after warming my ut women up..... i could could not believe the feel as i smoothed to lube around the top..... just like i remembered.... then the moment of truth..... FUCK ME.... i admit.. it was a little odd at frist... but after playing with the end cap... and everything got to the point of just feeling too damn good....... less then 10 min... but damn i am drained.... i didn?t even feel like this that often with the ex. My hats off to the makers.... i look forward to doing it again..... and again and again..... WOW................ "

"First of all I want to thank Todd for all the help. Because of the way I was treated, I?m gonna be a loyal customer for life. Even though I?m sure the volume is high I was still replied to in a very considerate and timely manner. I think it?s worth mentioning that I felt like I was always put first. This purchase was well worth every penny.

Anybody who has EVER masturbated should definitely get a fleshlight. The feeling is just indescribable. I think you guys found the answer to world peace. I don?t see how anybody could NOT want a fleshlight, especially after giving it a try. How did I use my hand for this long without realizing it could be so much better? Sorry to say this, but most of the time the fleshlight is even better than sex with a real person. I can do it for as long (or short) as I want, whenever I want, without any strings attatched."

"Really awesome, three nuts the first hour upon arrival. has a sucking feel to it. if you shave most pubes off it actually slightly sticks to balls and skin for a second, totally driving me wild. makes a sucking sound too, just like a chick. if you need to be quiet just go down halfway on the shaft and no-one would know in the other room. using it half-way down cock is just like my girl giving head and sometimes better. J.Off with left hand is no problem (and i throw like a girl with my left hand) so its nice to be able to switch hands if needed. i also pulled it out of holder and just used the "flesh" alone for a much tighter fit. yes the light is a little large but i think that is an advantage as i only used two fingers to manipulate the "light". EXTREMELY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED too bad i didnt have this as a teen but then again i never would have been motivated to get real pussy and there is nothing like the taste of pussy, thank god. Peace."

Today I got my FL. All I can say is awesome. If your thinking about it still, Don?t wait any longer. Buy this product. It?s supiour to all others. Don?t let my review discourage you. This is my initial reaction to this product. It will get better as I learn how to best use it.
This product is worth every penny as is. Below are my suggestions to make it better, in my eyes.

I have spent over 300$ on toys (including this purchase 342 Special) and this is the best purchase of all of them.

I?m 5.5 Diameter and about 6.5in long.

UT Butt (no ribs)- This is my favorit. It is incredibly life-like.
The entry is perfect. Don?t change it. Trust me, it?s perfect. I think it?s more cause it?s UT and the entry really grabs you. The mouth does too, but not like the butt. No, I?m not gay. Butt, heh, this should be made into an UT Super Super Ribbed. and start them right after the 2 inches of penetration. A Super Ribbed might be enough. For me to enjoy the ribs I have to turn them around and the SR was better than the WW, to me anyway. I am looking forward to the new designs as long as the Ribs begin where I stated above.

WW Mouth (This might be a STSR Mouth, it?s hard to tell but the canal and ribs look the same and I forgot what I ordered for this one) - this is a nice one. I do like it very much. I probably just need to spend more time with it. I did try this one first. So my opinion at this time is kinda skewed, i think. Still, it is very nice. The ribs should start very close to the entry, but the entry is good the way it is. from the tip of the lips to about 1.5 inches in it?s smooth and tight. Then opens up to the canal. I probably should have went with the UT. once you get going I think it kinda works its way into what they imagined a pair of sucking lips should feel like. Not sure the ribbing would be good starting so close to entry, maybe start them a 1/4 inch from entry, not from the lips but from the actual opening which is about one inch from the tip of the top lip, for about a 1/2 inch, not such a large ribbing, like a 1/4 or 1/2 thickness deep (not easy to explain that one in words) of what the ribbing is now, then normal ribbing. I think the 1/4 if possible would be better. Then again, that might be too close for the mouth to start the ribbing. Just cause of the way it?s designed now. Which should probably not be changed. But if you notice, the roof of most peoples mouths are ribbed to some extent. Again, I need to spend more time with it.

STSR Lady - This one was about the same as the mouth, but the mouth was better. This one needs the ribs much much closer to entry. I?ld say 1/4 inch from entry (this is similar to the mouth where the lips stick out a bit and should not be included in the measurements). The Lady is not terrible. But, I could live without it. No, I won?t do any stress testing with it just yet. heh heh!

I did not warm them up hardly at all. Will do this later and I?m sure my opinion will be complete satisfaction. But the ribbing needs to be closer for us average guys.
(sheesh, I always thought I was a bit better than average, there goes my ego)

Another thing, if you are a bit hairy up the shaft from the base, I think it would be beneficial to shave it for deep penetration. I sometimes had this problem with my Ex-girlfriend after fucking her for long periods of time. Folicls get irritated. Use lots of lube.

Question, are there any products for men to remove hair in that area like nair? Cause razors suck, and no way am I waxing the shit off.

Thanks for an incredible product!

Hope this review makes sense and helps with some design ideas. It is worth the money. Seriously, quit waiting. They also offer OverNight and Express shipping.

and you forgot to mention it doesn't bother you after sex

Wow,
just got my pink lady and can?t believe how soft this stuff is. I thought it would be better than sex and without the obligatory cuddling afterward I suppose it is. it just feels like sex. these guys nailed it. they have mad an amazing device. I think the pocket pussy guys were onto someting years ago but they didn?t have these "space age" materials back then. How long do these inserts last? they have to wear out but I guesss I don?t care too much because now I want to try different colors and textures. I will never be without one of these again.

these are just customer testimonials n such

Patents held on it:

Our line of patented products includes:

? "Female Functional Mannequin." Application date: March 1995. Patent received: November 1995.

? "Device for Discreet Sperm Collection" (Fleshlight). Application date: September 1996. Patent received: July 1997. European patents also have been issued.

? "Insert Gel Formulation." Patent received: 1998.

? "Prophylactic and Prosthetic Device," a penis-size enhancer and sensitivity-reducer. Patent received: 1998.

? Interactive Life Forms, Inc. has other products currently in development and will inform its customers and vendors when patents are approved and products are available.

bump for juicccy

LOL...oh i thought that was you telling us what happened....

hehhe

LMK if you want sample. Test it out and post results.

shoot me icq or email for a sample.

-JDL

I am gonna throw some giveaways n contests soon and stuff.

Working on some ideas.

Yes and while promoting your fleshlight give them a membership to http://justsluts.com


http://www.justsluts.com/hosted/js_0.../?nats=NDoyOjE


Check us out - Looking for some traffic - Hit me up if you want to talk

When I get mine I'm going to post pics.

Cant wait to give Fleshligth a shot...(literaly...)

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my man is anxiously awaiting his lol (he checks the mail everyday now hahaha)

I saw a hilarious video of some guy banging a fleshlight on Ebaums World a while back. It was disturbing, but it was pretty funny.

let get you link of a site with a bunch of those vids loll

ii just woke up so give me time

I want a fleshlight. Wife's pregnant & not putting out.

hit me up ill send ya one.

I am sexy

GREAT CREATIVES!!!

I like it

Thoses newschool ads totally kickass ... I think I'ma try something on my blog 4 fun ;)

haha great ad

the content store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice.. bump for this thread...

we make custom stuff for affs holla at me if you need any

Where can I buy the Juicy model??

OK, I am totally being serious Juicy.

Question: I'm opening a few new sites and I've never sold "sex toys" or tangibles like toys and DVD's. Your fleshlight thingie looks like a good seller. But, people have been arrested for "promoting" sex toys in my state (TX). So I've always been leery of selling sextoys from my sites. What do you think? OK, or not OK to promote sextoys (namely the handly fleshilight) on one of my sites?

I know I'll get a lot of "well u do porn sites, why is it any more risky than sextoys?"

Well for some reason TX looooooves to arrest or make a case out of people who "promote" sextoys

What do ya think Juicy?

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Got to love those testimonials