My pants got stuck to my ass today

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    My pants got stuck to my ass today

    It really sucked. I was working on the roof, sat on some tar, and it soaked right through.

    I also put my foot through a weak spot in the roof... I get to spend a couple of hours fixing that, too.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • xenigo
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 8067
      #2
      Sounds like you're not cut out to be a roofer. Stick to being a webmaster.

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        • WhoGivesaShit
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2004
          • 307
          #3
          you got to have one big lard ass

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            • Dagwolf
              President of Canada
              • Sep 2003
              • 23141
              #4
              Originally posted by WhoGivesaShit
              you got to have one big lard ass
              No, I have a big lard belly. I have a tiny little ass.
              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                • WhoGivesaShit
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 307
                  #5
                  if it makes you fell any better I am going to wallpaper the kitchen in a few days. I will report back with all my fuck ups so you guys can laugh at me.



                  the house is bigger so it always wins.

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                    • wes
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 3150
                      #6
                      haha its a tuff job. If I were you I would stay away from wallpaper. Especially if you plan on selling your house in the future. Clients hate wallpaper.

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                        • WhoGivesaShit
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 307
                          #7
                          no. not going to sell. I am here till I die.

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