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  • KRosh
    So Fucking Outlawed
    • Nov 2001
    • 5114

    #1

    Halloween ( Joke inside )

    Subject: HALLOWEEN COSTUME



    A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.

    When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."

    The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

    The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4.

    The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?" The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
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  • NaughtyJenn
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    • Apr 2003
    • 7355

    #2
    HAHAHA that was cute

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    • KRosh
      So Fucking Outlawed
      • Nov 2001
      • 5114

      #3
      Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
      HAHAHA that was cute




      I enjoyed it
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      • seeric
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        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        LOL funny
        hey krosh what are you going to be for halloween?

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        • LaurieX
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          • Feb 2003
          • 1541

          #5
          Krosh and his silly jokes!
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          • TondaB
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            • May 2002
            • 3162

            #6
            Very cute! I can't wait for Halloween
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            • WWC - Jimmy
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              • Sep 2004
              • 193

              #7
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              • TheGoldenChild
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                • May 2002
                • 6940

                #8
                A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

                So he took his costume and away he went.

                The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

                So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

                His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

                She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

                Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

                She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

                You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

                To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."

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                • NaughtyJenn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 7355

                  #9
                  Originally posted by kBizzle
                  A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

                  So he took his costume and away he went.

                  The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

                  So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

                  His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

                  She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

                  Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

                  She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

                  You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

                  To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
                  HAHAHAHAH OHHHHH thats soooo wrong...loved it;)

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                  • Warden
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 2906

                    #10
                    LMFAO. That was too damn funny!
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                    • WPProphet
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                      • Mar 2004
                      • 340

                      #11
                      Both of those were fucking hilarious!

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                      • bringer
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 13082

                        #12
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                        • Sagitta
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 578

                          #13
                          Both jokes
                          "The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."

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                          • Wiggles
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                            • May 2004
                            • 14423

                            #14
                            haha that was good, someone should post the black superman with the bad teeth picture!
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                            • Manowar
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                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71528

                              #15

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                              • Warden
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 2906

                                #16
                                There it is!
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                                • bringer
                                  i have man boobies
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 13082

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Wiggles
                                  haha that was good, someone should post the black superman with the bad teeth picture!
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                                  • aimeesweet
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                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 2917

                                    #18
                                    lol

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                                    • KRosh
                                      So Fucking Outlawed
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 5114

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by kBizzle

                                      Damn.. you just ran up in here and pissed on my parade...

                                      I thought we were homies ??


                                      that's messed up !!!

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                                      • reynold
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #20
                                        great jokes there

                                        and i don't know what to make of that superman

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